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TEXTING: WIN, PIP, JASMINE, DYLAN, XANDER

Fitz: SOS MY DICK IS HARD SND I’M NOT ALLOWED TONTELL ANUONE ABOUT IT

#texts: win #texts: jasmine #texts: xander #texts: pip #texts: dylan #ft. win #ft. jasmine #ft. pip #ft. dylan #ft. xander

Having finally bundled Stevie and Win into an uber, Jasmine had fired off a text to Pip and asked him to keep her little girl distracted for a little while longer as she got herself home before them. She’d managed to give the place a quick tidy before fixing her costume and making herself look presentable by the time they arrived. Zara had been so excited to see her mama as Aisha, so it would have been a real shame for her to only catch her looking worse for wear with bags under her eyes. At the knock on her door, Jasmine hurried to pull it open, excited to see her baby girl and feel the familiar weight of her launching herself into her arms. Instead, the sight that greeted her was much worse.

“You little traitor!” Jasmine gasped, lips parting as she stared at the two of them. Hands clasped together with her arms thrown around Pip’s neck, her little Fairy had managed to climb onto the back of her mama’s very own nemesis!

Smiling fondly, she rolled her eyes before letting her gaze drift to Pip’s, who was looking annoyingly smug and even more annoyingly pretty in his ridiculous, smudged makeup.

“Nex would never do this to me,” she berated him, fully aware he had no idea what she was talking about.

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Pippy Longstockings piggybacked me through the trees and I made him take cutesy tootsy photos of me!!! Luckily he got this one before he got a text from Fitz that left him antsy and he said Win and Dyl needed him? @winwuuu Pick up your phone!!!! ARE YOU OKAY MISSY SISSY

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“no, no way am i doing a shot with you,” he declines. “i’ll buy us shots, but then you can have mine. i was a disaster on new year’s eve, no one deserves to deal with me like that again. you’re on your own this time.”

#𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔰 [int.]#ft. pip

TEXTING: PIP

Jasmine: Are you busy? Jasmine: I need us to skip over the usual irritating banter where you act surprised that I'm even texting you. You're my only sober friend right now because I know your rota, so I need you to be serious for five minutes.

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why do you hate pip so much?

I don't hate him. I just get tired. He and... some of the people we have in common... are just... crass and rude and view me like a piece of meat. We have all the same friends, so I get to see... other sides of him sometimes. He can be sweet, I guess. But it's never especially directed at me, and I don't have the time nor the patience to deal with him showboating in front of Miles Xander all night, every night.