#anime incorrect quote

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Lucy: what's your type Levy? Levy: i like the strong but silent type Gajeel: *silently attempting to lift a table*

[arrivederrci]

Bruno: I'm always THIS close to losing my shit

Giorno: your fingers are touching

[gayfanficsanonymous]

kidnapper on the phone: we have your son, mineta

aizawa: lolol wrong number *hangs up*

[afoxthatpretendstobeabear]

midoriya: todoroki, you're like an angel with no wings

todoroki: so like a person

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Mira: What is Natsu to you?  Lucy: The reason I wake up every morning.  Mira: Aww, that's sweet.  Lucy: Yeah...  Natsu, earlier that morning, jumping on Lucy’s bed: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Gray: (staring out a window looking pensive) Juvia: He’s so handsome... So thoughtful... I wonder what he could be thinking about... Gray, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day... whensday..? wendesday?

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Jellal: Execute me. Jellal: *excuse me.  Jellal: You know how autocorrect is, haha Erza: ... Erza: This is a conversation in real life.... Are you okay?

[quack-a-doodle-doo]

Hatori: What are you, 12? Ayame: Yeah, on scale of 1 to 10.