#fucking junebugs

[azoranai]

DEAR JUNE BUGS

Kindly, and respectfully, go fuck yourselves you divebombing motherfuckers. I am sick of you divebombing my face at the worst possible time and scaring the absolute piss out of me. 

Get the fuck out of my house and go away. It’s not June. It’s fucking April. YOU WOKE UP TOO EARLY.

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

*monica geller voice*: DAMN THE JUNEBUGS. DAMN ALL THE JUNEBUGS.

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

junebugs are the worst. fuck that shit. what makes you think you can attack me you sick bastards. fuck you guys.

[theredsoldier]

((I am going to freak the fuck out for the next half hour or so. Excuse me, but fuck kunebugs. Fuck them and fuck the one that's came back to try and get in my room. I hate you little fucking asshole bugs and do not want you at my window. I can't even hear those fuckers flying without automatically freaking the fuck right out I swear to god get the fuck away from my window. This is the second night it's come back and I literally can't go anywhere near that side of my room because it's at my window and all I can hear is it buzzing/smacking into the screen. I can't even go near enough to shut the window ffs.))

[igyak]

oh god there's a junebug in my room and its disappeared but i just know its there somewher i fukcing hate junebugs the little fuckers i can handle cockroaches and wasps but i fucking hate junebugs

[suntbone]

FUCKING GIANT SPIDER AND MASSIVE JUNE BUG IN MY ROOM

THEY ARE BOTH GONE NOW BECAUSE I CAUGHT AND RELEASED THEM BUT OMFG THAT WAS TERRIBLE