#fucking spiders

[witchothebogfolk]

Just had to get my wife to remove the first spider of the season. I fucking hate this time of year!

I know they can't hurt me. I know it is irrational. I know they are my friend, keeping flies, etc, under control. But it's not OK for them to crawl up my sodding bedroom curtains when I'm halfway through my bedtime yoga, it was literally the exact opposite of relaxing!

Stay in your corners, or the walls, or under things. Do not clamber about where I can see you, especially in my bedroom, you wee arseholes. My skin will not stop crawling, it's going to take me ages to get to sleep now. Eight legged prick biscuits.

[rainbowhyperfixation]

[spicyicetea]

Ok I was just trying to have a nice morning drawing me and my friends sonic characters a stress relief and a massive ass spider just crawls onto my wall from the window sill. I just had one of the most violent panic attacks I’ve ever had, so bad to the point where the moment I could move my own body again I rushed to the bathroom to throw up- It is legit 5 in the morning rn and he now owns my bedroom, I’m sat in the kitchen with my dog waiting for other family members to wake up and help remove Mr spider because my phobia of bugs in general makes me so twitchy when I go near them that many think it’s the beginning of a bloody seizure. Today isn’t going to be my day.

[aggravateddurian-archive]

This is my announcement that Vega will have arachnophobia.

[heywoodvirgin]

Why all video games I'm playing have spiders in them ?!

You want me dead that's it ?!

[loveyou-x3000]

Me every time I see a spider.

[justdaysoffuturespast]

So I find spiders in the apartment all the time and am never freaked out but for some reason the spider I found tonight was just big enough to make me mildly freak out and now I keep feeling like spiders are crawling on me even after catching it and releasing it outside

Look at this boi!!!

[shortace]

I forgot how arachnophobic I was and started reading Anansi Boys again. Fuckin’ genius, me.