#fucking spring

[sickromancer]

It happened finally today. I misspelled "hayfever" as "gayfever".

My subconscious is trying to tell me something and it's absolutely right.

[girldraki]

oh god the boba place is starting to fill up again

[ohmygoditworked]

me: oh look it's spring! all the trees are blooming! there's beautiful flowers everywhere! it's getting warmer!

pollen: you thought you could escape me? you know the rules. you fool. you imbecile. you pathetic bastard. I will rip out your flesh and make it into meatballs

me, crying, itching my eyes, and sneezing: why must we do this every year

[notnaturalanahi]

First day after spring begins and shit's ready to blow up Bye

[1aurel]

good afternoon! im toasting in the scorching november sun

[openamenta]

you’d think “update your age in your bio when spring hits” would be straightforward enough, it’s not like you can fail to notice spring, right?

but in practice springbrain is not conducive to remembering that stuff

so, here’s a reminder to everyone who got too sprung to remember: update your age in your profile!

[getmeoffthisrock]

Auuuuuuuugh

My parents had enough saved for a child credit last year, but since this year I turn four they decided to wait so I could go through my first spring with a baby sibling to cuddle.

Except that my mother was accused of something--no, I won’t tell you what--and all our assets got frozen for juuuuuuust long enough that they couldn’t buy the credit. And my parents could afford a credit but not an aftermarket credit.

I want to cry.

[getmeoffthisrock]

I’m in culinary school and things have been hella stressful lately because of course they have what do you expect when you put a bunch of four-year-olds most of whom are on their first spring in a room together?

This one asshole decided to sculpt a hella realistic miniature baby out of marzipan and the two guys in my class who’re gonna spring for the first time at five had to hold this one other guy off him lest he beat him into a pulp. Someone made off with Marzipan Baby in the chaos.