Hanzi is a dude in Canada, I don't know him. He's a longtime caller to the Stern Show and seems like a good dude. He smokes weed, listens to music and knows that the world doesn't work in the way that our television sets and newspapers would like us to believe. And to most people that sounds crazy, because most people are brainwashed, and whatever, that's cool - if you're happy, you're happy -- you're also fucking brainwashed and good on ya. Spending hours isolated reading facts gets depressing. Anyways, I have a lot in common with this dude, except I'm a fairly new listener to the Stern Show. If you don't know much about the Stern Show, it has a rabid fan base, led mostly by the Stern Fan Network, or SFN. Now, the SFN is alright, but it's members try way too hard to take on the ball-busting attitude and style of the Stern Show itself, forgetting that the people on the show work with each other everyday and know one another very well. On the SFN, it's a bunch of anonymous people trying too hard for the sickest burn, then when someone does get offended or pissed and bites back (as Hanzi often does) they just eat it up, and the hordes of keyboard warriors come after the guy. The reason I care is Hanzi reminds me a lot of myself. I hear myself talking sometimes during his phone calls, especially during the frustration. I just wanna tell the dude, "hey, people like you man, you have at least four fans here in this small ass town in fucking Iowa where I live that fucking love you, imagine how many more people there are out there who are actually big fans and do care". I can't get a hold of the guy, he shut his Twitter down before I could get a follow back. Hanzi - don't bother with the trolls, man. Don't bother with the Stern Show. I been listening to all the calls of yours I could find on YouTube and they only use 'wack packers' as punching bags, man. When you first called into the show you were relaxed and chill, then they crowned on your music, played the worst song and cut the call, they played your worst prank call (your prank calls are fucking amazing by the way, bro) and you don't need that shit, man. Your stutter got worse over the time calling in, fuck them dude. I'm 32 and live at home on disability, I'm fucked. I had all sorts of weird obsessions like they were spraying chemicals out of airplanes and I still fall back to it now and then but I just started playing disc golf and smoking weed and I lost weight and felt better and shit started getting a little better, ya know? I mean, fuck calling into radio shows - be the radio show. Get at me dude, if you get a hold of this. If only to talk about hip hop and mess and fuckin' good weed.