#fuffy au

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OMWF, but it's about finally accepting your queerness and what you really want

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Fuffy AU - 13 Going on 30 (2004)

After total humiliation at her thirteenth birthday party, Buffy Summers wants to just hide until she’s thirty. Thanks to some wishing dust, Buffy’s prayer has been answered. With a knockout body, a dream apartment, a fabulous wardrobe, an athlete boyfriend, a dream job, and superstar friends, this can’t be a better life. Unfortunately, Buffy realizes that this is not what she wanted. The only one that she needs is her childhood best friend, Faith, a girl that she thought destroyed her party. But when she finds her, she’s a grown up, and not the same person that she knew.

@buffylovesfaith

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Fuffy AU - Back to the Future (1985)

After being accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-travelling DeLorean invented by the mad scientist Dr. Jenny Calendar, Dawn Summers has to find a way to return to the future and make her mothers fall in love again to ensure her own existence.

@buffylovesfaith

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Fuffy AU - D.E.B.S. (2004)

Recruited by the U.S. government for their unique ability to lie, cheat and fight, Buffy, Willow and Cordelia join an underground academy of secret agents known only as D.E.B.S. These crime fighting hotties set out to save the world and keep their lipstick perfectly applied while doing so. Now the girls must combine their skills for their most important mission: to capture vexing vixen Faith Lehane, the deadliest criminal the world has ever known. When D.E.B.S. star player, Buffy, falls for Faith, chaos erupts and the D.E.B.S. loyalty is put to the test.

@buffylovesfaith

[bisexualbuffy]

hey hey hey am I late?? buffy/faith + working at a fast food restaurant if you can <3

ALRIIIIIGHT god i tagent’d so hard on these

faith lehane is nineteen years old, struggling to make ends meet without a high school education or a family to give a shit about her. after her mom died when she was 16, she dropped out and became a demon hunter (Boston’s full of ‘em, but she travels in pursuit of some big guy, goes by the name of kakistos). however, demon hunting don’t pay much and her funds were low to begin with. she gets stuck in sunnydale, ca when she’s 18 and has been working at the doublemeat palace ever since. 

there’s a new girl she’s in charge of training, and she’s sullen and tired and looks like she’d rather be dead than flipping burgers. faith gets that. she develops a soft spot for her. 

faith invites buffy to hang with her while she takes her smoke break. they talk about life. she’s a college drop out, her mother died, recently brought back from a suicide attempt, or somethin’. she’s tryin’ t’raise a kid sister but child services is in her face. faith blows smoke towards the stars and nods, offers her a cig. she takes it. 

faith starts seeing to it that she and b have the same schedule. she starts to notice her smilin’ more often, though it’s always at the expense of a shitty joke faith makes about customers. one night on their smoke break, faith kisses her, and they both reek of grease and salt and buffy cries out when she comes rutting against faith’s knee. 

buffy loses her mind when she finds out faith is living in shithole motel, and convinces her to move in. faith thinks this is a bit much until she realizes the summers household is home to a lesbian couple, buffy, her sister, and a vamp with a muzzle. so. faith lehane is living with (and possibly dating?) the goddamn vampire slayer (who she’d only heard about in whispered legend). 

willow and tara (the resident lesbians) pull her aside, one night, after buffy’s gone to bed. willow starts crying and gives her a surprisingly crushing hug. ‘she’s smiling, again. she hasn’t smiled in so long.’ tara squeezes willow’s shoulder and gives faith a look with soft eyes and a tiny smile. ‘i see the way you look at each other. you’re good for her’

dawn loves faith sm like faith is the BEST to talk shit with. when faith gets paid she always sets money aside to take dawnie out to the movies or go mini-golfing bc apparently it’s no fun going with buffy because ho always cheats. faith thinks it’s hilarious. one time they’re playing and it’s so fucking hot sweat is stinging her eyes and dawn asks ‘do you think you and my sister are going to be together? like… i know you can’t get married, but i think there’s some sort of gay equivalent, right?’ and faith swings so hard the golf ball shatters a window. ‘dawnie, i don’t even know if your sis and i are dating’ ‘um, she calls you her girlfriend in her diary. you’re in the clear.’ ‘…oh. ok…that’s. thats good to know.’

im gonna stop there i might write this at some point

[bisexualbuffy]

buffy/faith roommates au !!

ruby my dear you are a saint

buffy is going to ucsunnydale and she’s so excited!! her and willow are supposed to be roomies but there’s a mix-up and willow’s roomed w some people from her major. buffy’s annoyed but willing to compromise and Deal until next semester/year. everything’s Okay til she gets some goddamn white trash biker chick walkin’ into her room and takING THE BED THAT BUFFY ALREADY CLAIMED THANKS…. LIKE HER STUFF IS ALREADY CLEARLY SET UP ON THE BED ON THE RIGHT SIDE AND THIS HO JUST… MOVES IT. 

faith is totally a nightmare roommate. she has girls over for ‘study dates’ even though it seems she NEVER goes to class. sometimes buffy catches faith napping…in her bed…. like bitch if u wanted the bed whY DIDNT U JUST TAKE IT WHEN YA MOVED IN INSTEAD OF STEALIN MINE….

buffy hates living with faith so mUCH they fight constantly and god she sTEALS HER CLOTHES and it’s like… faith lehane u are two sizes BIGGER than me u cant STEAL MY CLOTHES IF THEY DONT FIT U. basically buffy is ready to kill her and faith laughs it off but oh god 

“why are you such a BITCH” “because i like gettin’ you all worked up, b” “WHY” “uh, because you’re i think you’re cute?” ‘WH–….wait what” “you heard me, blondie.” “…oh. uh….okay.” “glad we established that. i’m gonna peace out.” “…you CANT JUST LEAVE AFTER DROPPING THAT INFORMATION FAITH LEHANE” and then faith just chuckles and waggles her fingers and buffy’s left blushing and confused in her room wondering if faith was serious because you never fucking kNOW with her

buffy’s now like… hyper-aware of everything when she and faith are around each other. she gets all hot and blushy when faith licks her lips or messes with her hair, and oh god when faith goes to sleep she wears just a lil tank and panties and like this has always been a thing but now buffy is noticing and her mouth goes dry and it’s all confusing because she’s not gay she’s not gay she likes boys whats happening.

after weeks upon weeks of debating, she goes to the ‘sunnydale lesbian alliance’ meeting (the one riley was hanging a sign for!!!) and shes like ‘ok ill wear glasses and a hood so no one recognizes me and i’m JUST goign to see what is happening im not a lesbian’ and then… she runs into willow and her ‘best friend’ tara and that leads to some Awkward conversation….and she’s like ‘i mean i dont even belong here theres nothing wrong with it but i like boys’ and someone behind her is like ‘well bisexuals are welcome, too, b. s’why i’m here’ and it’s fucckin faith lehane who is So Goddamn Amused to see her there.

anyways… buffy summers learns about the term ‘bisexual’ and it’s like…. the world makes Sense. faith laughs at the face she makes when she’s like ‘wait people can like both’ and shes like ‘why, you got yourself a girl crush?’ ‘more like an annoying, awful, confusingly attractive roommate crush’ ‘gee i wonder who that could be’ 

when they start dating they push their beds together so they can cuddle!! faith’s hands are so warm when they holds buffy’s. her lips are always thick with dark lipstick that smudges over buffy’s neck when she tries to distract her from studying. sometimes buffy steals faith’s clothes because they dont quite fit her right but they smell like her (cigarettes and earth and a hint of what’s probably marijuana)

i’m literally so tired so this probably made no sense and i have like five more to do here we Go

[bisexualbuffy]

fuffy au where faith and buffy are almost lovers in high school and they sorta lose touch after graduation. five years later faith is in a rock band and she writes her songs about a fiery blonde she used to love and buffy (: comes to her show (: with her boyfriend (:

buffy and faith would cut class in high school (aka faith would convince her because it was during buffy’s history class and like, it’s history, it’s not like you’re missing anything new) and hide behind the deepest shelves/corner in the library. faith smokes (cracking a window open, of course, she’s not a dumbass) and reads her newest poems/songs out loud. buffy sucks on lollipop and gives faith cherry flavored kisses when faith’s songs mention the tiny blonde she’s got a thing for.

they never dtr because even though buffy is ‘like, totally liberal and open minded’, admitting they’re dating would mean admitting she’s gay. (buffy has no concept of bisexuality at this point) joyce never catches on but dawn is in the know before nearly anyone else. buffy’s diary is pretty up to date and that ‘F’ in hearts that’s on, like, every page? not exactly a puzzle to put together, buff. dawn is the most visibly upset that they never really got together.

graduation is a bit of a no go subject, because buffy’s going to UCSD and faith’s set on moving to new york city to pursue her music career. they get drunk one night on buffy’s roof outside her window. faith tries to get her to run away to new york with her. she actually succeeds, but they sober up and she tells buffy she can’t just give up on her dreams for faiths. the next time they see each other is graduation. their last night together is a tear filled, sticky july evening. the stars are clear in the sky but they’re clearer in her eyes. they fight. they cry. they kiss. buffy doesn’t taste like cherries, anymore.

buffy becomes a personal trainer in college. she gets a degree in communications, but the training gig is sweet and she makes a good amount of dough with it. faith’s in an indie band that hits mainstream what feels like overnight after years of work. they’re known for their sick beats and not so subtle sapphic themes.

buffy’s listening to the radio at the gym one night and trips on the fucking treadmill when the newest from some up and coming band plays. she hasn’t talked to faith in years, but she’s still number two in her speed dial. faith sees the caller ID and her heart is thumping but laughs when she’s met with a ‘am i crazy or did they just play our song on the radio?’ they talk for hours.

buffy cancels whatever the hell else she had planned the next week and flies out to see faith’s show. three songs in, two of which she knows were written about her, because she’d heard them years ago, she realizes she probably shouldn’t have taken her boyfriend with her. riley’s confused but assumes they’re just there because this is an ‘old friend’.

faith invites her backstage and oh god oh god okay, buffy summers likes girls and there’s no way out of that one. faith’s all sweaty and grinning and has it really been five years? it can’t be, it feels like their days in the library were a few weeks ago at most. faith gives riley a weird look over buffy’s shoulder when they hug. he gets the hint, and the hotel room is a full on fight of ‘i’m not just into girls, but yes, faith and i had a... thing!’ ‘thing? and you didn’t bother telling me before we flew across the country to see your ex?’ ‘...i was going to tell you, maybe!’

it’s two in the morning when buffy gets her things and texts faith to ask for the address of her hotel. faith forwards the text back to her and shes like ‘???’ ‘don’t have a hotel. i’m picking u up, b’

the drive back is surreal. faith’s freshly showered and her hair’s up in a bun and buffy’s tears are already dry, the cool night air stinging her face. at some point their fingers lace together and faith brushes her lips across her knuckles. pulling up to faith’s apartment, she tries to carry buffy’s bags for her but it’s no use, buffy’s a fucking personal trainer, she’s got this. so much for being romantic.

they sit on faith’s bed for a solid two minutes without saying anything. she’s got a few old pictures of them in frames, one from graduation, another they took of themselves at the library. faith’s fucking embarrassed and begins to explain that it’s there for songwriting purposes, and she totally moved on, but buffy summers kisses her and her world turns to sunshine and cherries. within a month, buffy follows through in what she said she would do that night out on the roof. they decorate the place with flowers and old books and new pictures to add to the old. fans of the band lose their minds that the fiery blonde in all of those songs actually came back. it’s universally accepted that she was totally worth writing about for an album and a half, but they’re relieved that the new songs will be decidedly happier.

[bisexualbuffy]

fuffy aus no one asked for (1/ ∞ ) ↪ cheerleaders  buffy anne summers had everything at hemry high. prom princess, a shoe in for next year’s cheer captain: adoration and ass-kissing from students and teachers alike. faith lehane, the metaphorical and literal bottom of the cheer pyramid, hadn’t even been a footnote in her life. but when her parents divorce and her life is uprooted and relocated to sunnydale at the same time faith’s moved to a new foster home, the girls have to start new and climb their way (back) to the top. juggling a new school and a new squad is hard enough without discovering your probable lesbianism and engaging in an affair with the only girl who can take away the one thing you’ve worked for your whole life. but it’s just an affair. no strings attached, right? ...right?