#fujoshis dni

[battycemetery]

why r fujoshis literally everywhere now 💔💔 theyre so annoying 🫩 like yes !! i love being fetishized as a gay man!! ty for comparing gay men to yaoi!!! /sarc

[parasiterileymoon]

Dating class 1A students (headcannons)

Various characters x male reader

Disclaimer: I am not nor do I plan to take requests for MHA, I just need to get this hyperfixation out of my system and milk it for internet points well I still give a shit about it lolll.

Also, some mentions of making out but like teenagers gonna teenage.

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Kirishima Eijiro

* love bites!! It’s like he’s teething or something. It’s not even sexual or anything it’s like a neurodivergent thing

* Insists on carrying everything for you. Gotta save your strength, bro!!!

* Will call you “bro, man, ect…” after his tongue was shoved down your throat.

* Cried if his teeth cut your lip when kissing. SO UNMANLY HE FEELS SO BAD!!!

* Type of guy to be ALWAYS touching you. Grabbing your arm, holding the bottom of your shirt, putting his hand in your back pocket, ect… his love language is touch and words of affirmation

Midorya Izuku

* bench presses you. You can’t escape it. “Please I think it would be funny!!” And it looks ridiculous.

* You have like 50 pairs of matching shirts and he thinks all of them are so weird but wears them cause he thinks you look cute all happy in them. Sits there like ( ~ _ ~ ‘’’)

* When you lay in bed together he puts his hands in your hair and twirls a few strands between his fingers. He doesnt even know he’s doing it.

* Told his mom about you the day he met you. “Mom I met this guy his quirk is so cool and he’s so funny and pretty and bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble-“

* Gets so flustered whenever you touch in public. His hand brushed against yours and he crosses his arms looking sooooo pink it’s adorable.

* So overly formal on dates it doesn’t matter if it’s just like juice or something he pours it like sake you cannot take him seriously

Bakugo katsuki

* His love language is parallel play. Will sit in the same room as you and does some bullshit without talking to you even once.

* this will be a pattern with the characters I write but he brings you a plate of cut fruit to apologize. Won’t catch him apologizing but you know he’s sorry.

* You talk shit about people in JSL.

* Refuses to hold your hand because of his quirk and how sweaty his hands are but will put his hand between your shoulder blades, the back of your head, will wrap his around you and put his hand on your tummy.

* Will defend you with his life but if you say something embarrassing he will refuse to admit he knows you.

* Does not move in his sleep so you have to keep a hand on his chest to make sure he didn’t die again (sorry not sorry the manga has been out for years get over it)

Jiro kyoka

* she’s such a sweet girl but will act like a total ass if you tell anyone

* Another tsundere who brings you fruit instead of apologizing

* Her love language is making you playlists. Literally out of the blue she will make you seven different playlists (I’m projecting)

* Lets you put little braids in her hair as long as you don’t take any pictures. She has an image.

* She won’t let her kiss you in public because she will get so flustered she turns red

Yayorozu momo

* does your hair for you. Will put it up however you want, no matter the texture. Coily? Doesn’t matter if it’s rare in Japan she will learn and she will do it GOOD

* she carries everything you could possibly ever need in her purse. She has five different half empty bottles of Advil. Half her purse is just receipts. There is something sticky on the bottom and she “swears I will clean it eventually but I have so much class work to do!”

* She will grab onto the bottom of your shirt and whenever you are in a crowd so she doesn’t loose you and you turn pink every time

Kaminari Denki

* cannot watch TV without turning the captions on

* Drags you around on whatever shenanigans the bakusquad is up to and you stand to the side like “oh yeah my boyfriend is an idiot” and bakugo is like “welcome to my world”

* He caught feelings for you because you take care of him every time he short circuits and hasn’t made fun of him for it.

* Sneaks up behind you and zaps you and is like “man, you should really stop wearing those socks on carpeting.”

* Pretends to have no idea what’s going on in class so you will help him with work. He just wants an excuse to spend extra time with you.

Ashido Mina

* will put music on and dance at you whenever she’s bored because she wants attention

* Will hang off of your arms and cling to you in public like “hehe look at my boyfriend”

* Like bakugo, she will defend you with her life. Unlike bakugo, she backs you up whenever you say some weird shit even if it makes no sense.

* She once got mad at you when she was on her period because you were in the bathroom too long and she missed youuuuu

Todoroki shoto

* my poor little autism I love him so much he has no idea when you are teasing him. (Once again I am projecting)

* He has literally given you the shirt off his back before when you said it was cute.

* Buys you the most extravagant gifts (with his dads card ofc)

* Tells his siblings about you immediately. When he brings you home they already love how much you make their baby brother happy.

* Instead of saying “I love you” he either A: intertwines your fingers and brings your hand over his heart or B: you guessed it, the fruit plate returns. A truly universal experience.

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I can do another one for when Deku is going kinda insane if enough people like that idea. No guarantee though cause like I said I’m not taking requests for my hero.

[rileyfilm]

Radqueers, proshippers and fujoshis do not deserve my sympathy and my very limited empathy. These are things I give to people who deserve it, they do not.

[tremendouswheels]

i do not "fujoshi", i do not "yaoi", i create shitty lesbian fan content about canon male characters, and if i get no attention I KILL MYSELF

[littledemon55]

The Death Generator

[misstressviole]

I don't want any woman who only consumes mlm content, fights for her life over who the top and bottom is and makes forcefem jokes about a character (he's my bbygirl princess with a slutty waist), and only talks about trans men when it's in a shipping or sexual context but is completely indifferent towards lesbians and female characters to call themselves an ally to the lgbtq community. You are an mlm fetishizer.

[extravagrant]

People who like a certain MLM ship (canon or not doesn't matter) and then proceed to make one of them the "manlier" one (typically the poc one because...somehow they're racist too) and the other one "feminine", and then go out of their way to LITERALLY HATE ANY FEMALE CHARACTER WHO IS TYPICALLY SHIPPED WITH EITHER OF THOSE MEN JUST BECAUSE THEY "get in the way of my otp!!!" need to fucking slit their throats, pour gasoline inside said cut, then glue their fucking head back together and swallow some lit fireworks. How tf can you fetishize gay ppl, be heteronormative, racist AND misogynistic at SAME TIME????

[jackie-b-wackie]

fem aligned dni with my posts or i will fuck your mom and dad

Billy antis dni or i will eat your organs