#fun headcanon

[charmwasjess]

I always assumed the deal with Count Gora hating Dooku for being Force sensitive went back to the ancient Sith occupation of Serenno, his own house being tainted by association with the very people his family allegedly defeated.

But I was rereading the cursed book and the opening scene where Jenza is robbed, she's specifically going on about how she doesn't care about the money, but she really needs back this special crystal that belonged to her grandmother? And her mother is gonna kill her if she loses it?

How much funnier is it if Gora hated Force sensitives because of a very annoying ex-Jedi mother-in-law??

[angrycloudloud]

I just know if Bilbo and Thorin had married, one day, a darwf would have to be restrained to not punch a hobbit for calling Thorin "Bilbo's loud husband"... Like imagine that darwf, any darwf hearing "Thorin Oakshield, King under the mountain, savior of Erebor, one of the last in the line of Durin" being refered not even by name but as the "loud" husband of the burglar hobbit that married their legendary King.

Bilbo find this behavior annoying, Thorin just laughs everytime something like that happens, because hobbits.

[inanimationinsanitation]

lmao look at this dumbass

[cipher-legal-and-ethics-dept]

Nascour refers to his Metagross as "babygirl". The "joke" (because it's totally not a coping mechanism and a personal expression of self) has progressed to a point where he has a collection of cute magnetic bows that he puts on its head (but only when Evice isn't looking)

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Ridiculous headcanon:

Alastor's whole 'no future tech' thing is only a front.

He does know how to use it, but the truth is that the first time he got a phone, Valentino discovered the number through Vox and began sending the most exceptionally detailed sexts known to mankind, and after the tenth unblockable dick-pic, the Radio Demon set the phone on fire.

He lives, haunted, by the things that were suggested.

Valentino remains pissed that his line of secuction didn't reel in the big fish he'd been fishing for, and has no idea where he went wrong.

Vox, meanwhile, continues to think the whole situation was hilarious and has footage from the phone's camera of Al reacting to the messages first hand. It sustains him on days he had his ass kicked by the radio demon.

[looped-140-and-counting]

Random thought, but you know how everyone claims to remember when the northern island vanished? Even Bonnie says it at one point, even though this happened long enough ago that Siffrin was a kid and is now an adult.

I wonder if the forgetting happened slowly. The way the King's curse crept across the land.

Mirabelle claims to remember someone who was working in the observatory, but gets distressed when she can't remember them, right? And the dreaming one slowly realizes that their sister is... well.

Maybe the island vanished all at once, but the memories of it were gradually erased? I just think that would be neat. Maybe that's why Siffrin couldn't quite pinpoint why they're missing something for so long, even if they knew it deep down.

[wheatley-imagine-scenarios]

Uno

Wheatley: On to round uno! That's Spanish for one. I learned that,, at a department store.