#funny deadpool

[ifanyoneasksyoudontknowme]

Wade: "Aw we should shower together!"

Peter: "Why you wanna make me a squeaky clean spider or sm?"

Wade: *looking him up and down* "No you're already a spider, and I already know how to make you squeak.

Wade: "Clean though..?"

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Wade: *Webbed to the ceiling* "Can I come down now?"

Peter: "Blood rushing to your head?"

Wade: "No."

Peter: "Then you better get comfortable."

[authorissitohbi]

[authorissitohbi]

Not possible.

[authorissitohbi]

[pigboom]

Mercenary Park

Taco finds a way...

[lessatmosphericmess-blog]

deadpool meet solid snake

[someshitstorm-blog]

I still love this gif.

[deadpool-avengers]