#funny marvel

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki: Regrettably, this is my circus.

Loki, looking over at Thor: And that is my monkey.

[ramen8008]

Peter: But Mr. Starkkkk

Tony: nope I'm not talking to you anymore

Peter: but whyyyyy

Tony: because each time we have a conversation I find more people on my hit list and growing concern for your safety.

Peter: come on you're overreacting about the broken ribs. I've had wayyy worse

Tony: ...

Tony: thIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. whAT THE HELL-

[ifanyoneasksyoudontknowme]

Wade: "Aw we should shower together!"

Peter: "Why you wanna make me a squeaky clean spider or sm?"

Wade: *looking him up and down* "No you're already a spider, and I already know how to make you squeak.

Wade: "Clean though..?"

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Wade: *Webbed to the ceiling* "Can I come down now?"

Peter: "Blood rushing to your head?"

Wade: "No."

Peter: "Then you better get comfortable."

[across-the-lokiverse]

inspired by this post

[theoriginalcrazies]

Can we all take a second to appreciate that is is MCU canon that Loki was DB Cooper

And he only did it because he lost a bet to Thor

😭

[eatscookiedoughasreligion]

Loki: (tied up in Vlakyires room on Sakaar) Surpriseeeee!

Thor: (not surprised) what did you do this time?

Loki: how do you know I did something

Valkyrie: he used magic to make me remember my past

Loki: you wouldn’t listen to me

Valkyrie: you were going to capture Thor!

Loki: And I was going to help him escape this dumpster!

Valkyrie: You tried to kill me!

Loki: after you tried to beat me up!

Bruce: (raising one eyebrow)

Thor: …

Bruce:…

Thor: (whispering to Bruce) who do you think is lying

Bruce: (whispering back) I don’t think either of them is lying…

[traveller-of-the-knight]

Local man buys disabled fish, what happens next will shock you!

[saltyseaturtle]

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