List of stupid things customers have said to me
reminder: I work as a cashier in a bookstore and I’ll surely regularly update this list
1. Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a technology encyclopedia.”
Me: “Well, what kind of technology do you mean?”
C: “Uh, computers?”
Me: “I’m sorry but we don’t have that here.”
C: “You don’t have encyclopedias?!”
2. C: “Hey, so, my wife wants a book that concentrates on lives of Arabian women, you know, like what they have to go through and all that.”
Me: “Okay, and should it be a novel or a biography?”
C: “A story.”
Me: “Wow.”
3. Literally right now Me: *waiting for the customer to make up their mind*
C: *spots bookmarks* “And these bookmarks are for...?”
Me: “Um... books?”
4. Also literally right now C: “Hey, do you have decorations, like a butterfly, that I could hang on a wall?”
Me: “Of course, they are right behind you, on the right side of this pillar.”
C: *goes left*
Me: “Oh... my God.”
