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occasionally subtle
Keni
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Claire Keane
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@sleep-deprived-pigglet
so, nobody told me told me that telling your mother "good night" when you lost your voice and she has a migraine will make her freak out, because you sound like a spawn of Satan crawling its way back from hell and asking for permission to haunt the house. but otherwise I'm doing fine
hate this website because I laughed at the idea of responding to bad news with "im gonna jeff the kill myself"
I laughed, I can feel the judgement already
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
that’s 15 minutes before my shift ends, I better get sum extra mooney bruh
trying this again because this time i WILL NOT forget that i reblogged this
every time my boyfriend falls asleep on his back and starts snoring, a fairy loses her wings
me, when i wake up: ok im definitely straight
me, during the morning: maybe im bi
me, in the afternoon: actually i dont think i even like the opposite sex
me, at night: nah i’m not sexually attracted to any genders i’m ace ya’ll
me, the other morning: I’m straight i’m su-
Sometimes I add "Maybe I'll just get a dog." on a sunny evening
me *on the toilet, putting on mascara, brushing my teeth*: PArkOuR
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
that's 15 minutes before my shift ends, I better get sum extra mooney bruh
Ducks are my favorite animal because on the surface they’re all like “yeah life is chill just bobbin in the water, splashin around” but then on the bottom they’re just “NYOOM GOTTA BLAST MOTHERFUCKERS I AM SPEED”
oh my GOD best day of my LIFE
well that is unfortunate
(idk who made this, I just found it on Facebook)
I am THE GREATEST
I’m fucking dying
that face just touched my soul just like the food in the sink touched my hand
List of stupid things customers have said to me
reminder: I work as a cashier in a bookstore and I’ll surely regularly update this list
1. Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a technology encyclopedia.”
Me: “Well, what kind of technology do you mean?”
C: “Uh, computers?”
Me: “I’m sorry but we don’t have that here.”
C: “You don’t have encyclopedias?!”
2. C: “Hey, so, my wife wants a book that concentrates on lives of Arabian women, you know, like what they have to go through and all that.”
Me: “Okay, and should it be a novel or a biography?”
C: “A story.”
Me: “Wow.”
3. Literally right now Me: *waiting for the customer to make up their mind*
C: *spots bookmarks* “And these bookmarks are for...?”
Me: “Um... books?”
4. Also literally right now C: “Hey, do you have decorations, like a butterfly, that I could hang on a wall?”
Me: “Of course, they are right behind you, on the right side of this pillar.”
C: *goes left*
Me: “Oh... my God.”
ok so, i am a translator and i needed some help from a good ol’ friend Google, so i did some research and suddenly
yas
just what i needed
do y'all just sometimes think "ok this post is definitely gonna be funny, people will love that" and then it gets like one like or not even that and you're just like oh yeah sure whatever I will keep my amazing humour to myself why bother
GG game
via reddit
it lives
i hate when i have to get my parents’ ordered packages because i need to go open the door and get it, like excuse me sir you gonna have to wait because i look like quasimodo on crack and i hope it’s heavy enough no one fucking told me you’ll arrive just hit me with that stupid thing
Hey question
I sometimes wanna be called they/them. I still wanna be she/her most of the time, but sometimes...
Idk is this okay?
I sometimes call myself he/his/him (in my language, when you speak about yourself you have to use the right gender if that makes any sense to you) even though I indentify as a woman and I questioned it for a long time as well. But hey, it’s how you feel, it’s your decision so let’s live a great life surrounded by rainbows
