#crack meme

[spunsugarmusings]

Give my muse enrichment!

Yes, like a zoo animal. Give them a puzzle, a treat, a toy, anything you can think of! Rattle the bars of their cage and give them something to do!

[liviiblahblah]

[tiredegggo]

Happy Murder Husband’s Day

[kionytg]

Spamton G Spamton - Gacha life meme

[thedemises]

he says yuh uh

[hacked-by-jake]

FBI hates this trick, MC loves it 😌

[latesummerwriter]

Just finished King Of Wrath by Ana Huang and im obsessed! Here a some unhinged meme that don't leave my mind after i read the book

Warning Spoilers!!

[rp-meme-world]

for muses who won’t get out of bed

mix of fluff, crack, and angst possible triggers: depression

❝ get up! ❞

❝ rise and shine, sweetie! ❞

❝ come on! the sun is out! ❞

❝ don’t make me bring out the tickle monster! ❞

❝ come on, we have stuff to do today. ❞

❝ you are the laziest person i know. ❞

❝ if you aren’t up in the next thirty seconds i’m pouring ice water on your head. ❞

❝ what are you gonna do when you have to pee? ❞

❝ you slept through your alarm again. ❞

❝ come on, i’m already dressed! ❞

❝ no. i’m not coming back to bed. you’re getting up. ❞

❝ you already used all your sick days. ❞

❝ five... four... three... two... don’t make me get to one. ❞

❝ five more minutes. that’s it. ❞

❝ you said ‘five more minutes’ an hour ago. ❞

❝ are you feeling okay? ❞

❝ how long have you been laying there? ❞

❝ come on, [name]. it’s been over a day. ❞

❝ hey... can you hear me? ❞

❝ [name], come on. this isn’t funny. ❞

❝ if you don’t answer me, i’m calling someone. ❞

alternatively:

❝ it’s summer vacation! ❞

❝ it’s saturday! ❞

❝ five more minutes... ❞

❝ but it’s so warm... ❞

❝ please, please just leave me alone. ❞

❝ why can’t you just let me rot in peace?! ❞

❝ go away. ❞

❝ leave me alone to die. ❞

❝ no. i’m too sad. ❞

❝ i don’t feel good. ❞

❝ why don’t you join me? ❞

❝ come on. come back to bed. ❞

❝ no. i told you i’m not going. ❞

❝ can you leave the room first? i’m literally naked. ❞

❝ i already called off work. ❞

actions:

[pour] to pour cold water on them

[feet] to tickle their feet

[shake] to shake them

[horn] to scare them with an air horn

[breakfast] to bring them breakfast in bed

[curtain] to open the curtains, bringing light into the room

[shove] to shove them off the bed

[water] to put their hand in warm water while they’re asleep

[ankles] to grab them by their ankles and yank them out of bed

[sheets] to pull off their sheets/blanket