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If this Mike guy had time to make this poem, then he had time to complete the actual work
This Kid's Hilariously Millennial Answer On A History Test Is Going Viral
Twitter user Mikel Jollet found a hilarious new edition in the perennial internet delight that is cute kids giving the wrong answer on tests: this person who was a bit confused by the caption on an image of the first president of the United States.
The modern American school system. pic.twitter.com/UTfETf0qU1
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 16, 2017
Jollet’s “Getty Images” tweet ended up getting retweeted over a thousand times, because, yes, this is what the millennial generation is like. Another example:
Last week I asked my new kindergartner what an encyclopedia is. Her response was “Google?”.
— Hillary Jablonski (@HillJablonski) October 16, 2017
Other people remembered other crucial parts of Gen Z history.
Remember the legend of Mr. Images chopping down the iStockPhoto tree?
— Zachary Elwood (@apokerplayer) October 16, 2017
Or, of course:
Don’t forget his Vice President, Wireimage.
— 🎸Wayne Harrison🎸 (@wayneh0813) October 16, 2017
But weirdly enough, people are actually nostalgic for the alternative history when President Images helped defeat the British and create the norms that became the backbone of American society.
The weird part is I would take President Getty Images over Fuckface von Clownstick any day.
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 16, 2017
Nothing but respect for MY president.
This Kid’s Hilariously Millennial Answer On A History Test Is Going Viral was originally published on Buzzing Lives
This is hilarious!
(FYI, I actually checked - yes, you can throw the hook high enough, as the vertex (maximum point) of the equation given in the problem is x=-1,y=21, which is greater than the height of the ledge)
applet I used to solve the problem: https://www.mathsisfun.com/quadratic-equation-solver.html
If the link doesn’t work, here’s how you can solve the problem by completing the square.
If you were to find the vertex of this equation, it’d be at x=-1, y=21
he forgot a comma
Wonder if they passed?
Check out 25 more hilarious test answers here - http://su.pr/2O8Kc4