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Twilight Summary parts 16-18!
Art by CottonValent
i’m all for nandermo but i would also like to bring to the table: guillermo and derek kissing on the mouth
This is my favourite movie 🧛♂️
Ok so if TMA characters played TF2 which chaeacters would they play with
Jon would play Soldier (trust me)
Martin would play Medic
Tim would play Sniper
Sasha would play Spy (wink wink)
Elias would also play Spy, but he’d be so fucking annoying about it
Melanie would play Pyro (she cares for Pyro)
Georgie would play Engineer
Daisy would play Scout (trust me)
Basira would play Demo
Annabelle would play Heavy
Peter would play Sniper (you know why) but he’d be absolutely terrible at it.
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When a vampire and a human meet a ghost
Human: A Vampire!!!!
Vampire: Mwahahahaha! That is right! NOW GIVE ME YOUR SWEET BLOOD!
-while the vampire goes on a monolog the human notices a ghost apparition forming behind the vampire and screams.-
Human: BEHIND YOU!
Vampire: Hahahahahaha human you should know better than to pull some pathetic trick o-
-just as the vampire was about to finish his sentence a ghostly see through hand lands on the vampires shoulder. Then causing the vampire to scream and the vampire and human charge out together.-
Human: YOU ARE A VAMPIRE! HOW ARE YOU AFRAID OF A GHOST!
Vampire: YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? I MAY BE UNDEAD BUT I CAN STILL BE KILLED! YOU TRY KILLING A FUCKING GHOST AND SEE HOW FAR YOU GET!!!!! THATS SOME UNDEAD SHIT I DONT NEED TO DEAL WITH!!!
This idea randomly popped in my head when I was writing a vampire yaoi story. This didn't happen in the story but the vampire kid stays after school with some friends and try to find the ghost of their school. The vampire didn't believe the school was haunted because he would have senced it. But then a ghostly hand places its hand on his shoulder and he lets out the loudest girlish scream. Him and his friends run out and I just picture one of them knowing he is a vampire and says. "ARNT YOU A VAMPIRE!" And the vampire going "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!? SUCK ITS NONE EXISTANT BLOOD!?" And it made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath. So I made a short story about it.