George [on the phone]: I literally saw you across the street two minutes ago. Why haven't you arrived at the restaurant yet?
Lando [sounding slightly out of breath]: There was a clown there. Also you're on speakerphone.
George: Excuse me, what?
Pierre [from next to Lando]: A clown, George! There was a clown at the corner of the street. So we're taking a detour.
George: Again, what?!
Lance [jogging with them]: clowns are scary man.
*meanwhile Alex, Charles & Esteban are sitting in the restuarant with George looking exasperated*
Alex [leaning over George's shoulder to speak into the phone]: It's just a clown guys.
Lando: Just a clo--- I'll have you know those painted freaks are dangerous!
Charles: So you decided to run around the block rather than get past a single clown?
Pierre: We are getting past him!
Lance: It's just taking a bit longer.
Esteban:......
Esteban: I'm gonna tell them.
George: Don't---
Esteban [shouting loudly into the phone]: There is another clown inside the restaurant!
Lando: What!
Pierre: What?!
Lance: WhAT!!!
Alex [sighing]: Great, now they'll never arrive.









