Shitposting absurd tlt theories/headcanons until I get Alecto News: day 7(if I missed a day oops my bad)
Do you think that the original Jod Squad left like, random notes around all over the place that became like, sacred texts randomly? And they might not even know it. Mercymorn, leaving snarky notes to Augustine in a language that became so archaic that it completely took on a different meaning; or maybe Pyrrha leaving G1deon bad jokes for him to try and get the answer to. All of these things became religious and without context, to the point that say, G1deon is known as “father to all”, after Pyrrha left a note tacked to a wall saying “Gideon, I am everyone’s father,” and they were like “welp, saint of duty, fathers have duties, the Saint of Duty also protects fathers” or something
Less shitpost-y that a lot of this has been, but hey, there aren’t any rules because I made them all