Cosmere Characters Turned Into a Random Animal
Just straight-up stolen from this post. In order to keep the randomness pure, I've also used a random picker for the Cosmere characters!
1. Ulaam has been turned into...an eoraptor!
Ulaam: Hmm. Arms a little short. Ulaam: No worries! I'll just add a couple of new, longer arms! Ulaam: [Straining to reach his workbench with his tiny dino arms] Ulaam: ... Ulaam: Uh oh.
2. Szeth has been turned into...a beaver!
Szeth: At last. Szeth: I am someone who creates, someone who builds. Szeth: I shall be the happiest, fattest beaver of all.
3. Ann has been turned into...a capuchin monkey!
Ann: [hanging upside down off of the ship's rigging] Ann: Honestly, I'm pretty happy.
4. Galladon has been turned into...a groundhog!
Galladon: I will sleep beneath the earth, unbothered. Galladon: Until I come to the surface and proclaim more winter for all. Galladon: ... Galladon: I'm kind of feeling it.
5. Lirin has been turned into...a llama!
Lirin: ... Lirin: Well...at least I'm good for...shearing? Lirin: Perhaps my woolly coat can be used to keep others warm! Hesina: It says here llamas also sometimes bite or spit at people. Lirin: I would never!
6. Akane has been turned into...a dilophosaurus!
Akane: [is a dinosaur, but one wearing a fashionable pink and white sweater] Yumi: I-It looks good on you? Akane: I hate my life.
7. Yumi has been turned into...a gecko!
Yumi: [Is hanging from the ceiling in Nikaro's room] Yumi: Honestly...I've never been so relaxed in my life.
8. Parlin has been turned into...a lobster!
Parlin: Not going to lie. Parlin: I was hoping for some kind of forest creature. Parlin: Well, at least I'm functionally immortal this time.
9. Adolin has been turned into...a vole!
Adolin: What. Adolin: H-How am I supposed to duel like this?!
10. Radiant has been turned into...a baryonyx!
Radiant: Do not worry, Shallan. Radiant: My one enormous claw will function as my sword. Radiant: I can still be what I was to you. Shallan: So I do I just turn into a dinosaur sometimes or...?
11. Elegy has turned into...an oppossum!
Elegy: ... Elegy: Despite the glowing ember hole in my chest that I still have for some reason, I feel as though I've lost some of my...gravitas.
12. Dalinar has turned into...a rabbit!
Odium: ...Now I don't even WANT to fight you. Dalinar: Another flawless victory for Dalinar!















