ao3! [podfic] My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
alternate: internet archive post
time commitment: about 3 hr
fic details:
My Big Fat Wolf Wedding (12509 words) by skellerbvvt, AggressiveWhenStartled, silentwalrus, quietnight, galwednesday
additional tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Vampires, Werewolves, Fluff and Humor, Accidental Marriage, sir that's my emotional support werewolf, lumberjack Addams family, mistaken identity: supernatural species roulette
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BONUS MATERIALS
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summary:
“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
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look at this fanart! (wait to look at it until after you finish the story tho bc spoilers)
“The only difference between chefs and assassins is whether the dress code is black or white tie.”
“Well, in that case,” Steve said solemnly, “I promise to keep you safe from any and all enraged chefs.”
Bucky and Steve (chp. 1)
Boeuf Mystère by galwednesday (AO3)
Captain America (Movies) – Teen – Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers
#Alternate Univers #Spies & Secret Agents #Food Critic #Misunderstandings #Fluff and Humor #Crack #Accidental Secret Identities #Established Relationship
“Quick question,” Bucky said.
Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”
Steakout au Poivre by galwednesday, binding by DCB Bindery (dontcallmebree)
Summary:
“Quick question,” Bucky said.
Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”
“What the fuck.”
Specs:
Three piece bradel binding, leather spine covering, french link sewing, leather endbands, marbled pattern endpapers, 36 pages, A6.
A classic Stucky/Leverage crossover, a real treat of a romp that’s been a long time favorite. Thanks @galwednesday for letting me bind your work!
On the process:
Another Binderary project, this time properly trying out leather for the spine covering. Paring leather was a feat and a half, and I’m still not all that sure I did it right.
I think it turned out close enough to what I had in mind, but the process of figuring out how to work with the leather all throughout this binding really put me through the paces. Probably a deceptively simple binding for what felt like a giant challenge from start to finish.
illustration for My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt; which is a very funny AU stucky fic. Art on AO3 here.
(timelapse here)
[Image description: Bucky Barnes, in a suit, holding a handful of bats, saying angrily "this is my beautiful, perfect husband who loves everything I am and you will cherish him and respect him as much as I do or so help me". Several more bats are flying around his head. Behind him are wedding stuff: flower bouquets and white flowy drapes.]
fill for @steverogersbingo’s “get together“ (because that’s a wedding)
fill for @lgbtqbingo‘s “same gender marriage“
in a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.
@galwednesday tagged me and these are literally the last words I wrote before I got up to get coffee and chocolate almonds (I'm looking at tumblr while I eat the almonds):
"I'm keeping the hoodie." Confusing as it was, it was incredibly soft and Steve figured he was owed. "I don't care if it's SHIELD property, I'm keeping it."
This line gives absolutely no context whatsoever for the fic it appears in, except that it involves SHIELD. I can advise that it is an AU (I know, I know, contain your surprise) and I am about to continue working on it!
Uh, I have no idea who to tag. This feels like a cop out, but open tag! Share what you're working on or last worked on!
I give my hand to you with all my heart. I can’t wait to live my life with you, I can’t wait to start. Steve and Bucky are getting married! Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories:
“We didn’t need this to love each other, but I’m glad we get to do it anyway” (T, 1k) by AidaRonan
In an alternate universe where they never go to war, Steve and Bucky live a whole lifetime together.
They're near the end of the line now, but there's still time to make it official.
Or the one where same-sex marriage finally gets legalized in NY and two very old men do the thing.
+ Modern AU. They got to grow old together! Courthouse weddings and heartfelt vows.
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“My Big Fat Wolf Wedding” (T, 12k) by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
+ Modern AU. Vampire Steve and Werewolf Bucky. Mistaken identity, accidental proposals, wedding planning, family gossip, and idiots in love. This was published a few days ago and if you haven’t read it yet, you MUST
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“just goddamn marry me already, for fuck's sake” (E, 6k) by newsbypostcard
"Do you," Steve says, fingers newly tugging Bucky's underwear until it starts to slide off his hips, "want to marry me, or not?"
Bucky sighs. "You know, in some circles people would consider this interrogation under duress."
+ Post CW. They’re practically married already, but Steve wants to make it an official forever. Lovely wedding vows in Central Park
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“All the things yet to come are the things that have passed” (T, 9k) by sangha
Peter gets underestimated. Everyone calls him “kid,” as if he’s not part of the Avengers. Well anyway, contrary to what the others may think, he does notice things. Being in high school is good for something. Noticing when people have crushes, for one.
Nobody else seems to notice the way Captain America looks at the Winter Soldier. Peter is still not sure how to act around Cap. He’s a little intimidating, not a very approachable guy. He always looks very severe and serious and to be honest, Peter’s arms still hurt when he thinks about the fight at the airport. But when Steve’s looking at the Winter Soldier, he looks a lot more approachable. Softer, somehow. Peter likes him better that way. Not that he’d ever dare say that to Captain America’s face. He’s not in any hurry to die again. Anyway, the point is, Cap clearly has it bad for his best friend.
+ Post CW. Very cute. Peter and Bucky friendship, proposals, and a simple wedding.
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“Brookland House” (E, 8k) by Ark
“You seem distressed, my angel. Are you not pleased with the match? The word from court is that Lord James Barnes is an upstanding gentleman, not given to the wild circles around the Prince Regent. And Steve, it was he who asked for you. The young man has kept you in mind all these years -- despite our circumstances.”
+ Historical AU. Arranged marriage, childhood friends, and a long awaited wedding night
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“les voleurs de mariage” (G, 988 words) by silentwalrus
Anon asked:
Sorry if this is too much. I've been obsessed with better than to bend since I read it. I can't help but imagine if Steve was found earlier, Bucky was rescued and Steve married both of them like he wanted and lived their lives. Do you have any headcanons on this version? Details!! I want them to be h a p p y and it's too much to ask for in canon. And! In ITHLYN does the team ever find out Steve's relationships with both? I'd LOVE to see you write out their reactions. Only if you want to. Thanks!
+ Post WW2. Bucky gets rescued and marries Steve in France. Crackfic, Outside POV. Tagged for Steve/Bucky/Peggy but there’s no Peggy romance actually in the story
Summary: "Agent Rogers. We have to stop meeting like this." The Winter Soldier crouched in front of where Steve was slumped against the wall, hands and forearms glued to the stone behind him by some kind of sticky polymer. "Comfortable?"
"No," Steve lied. "My blood circulation has been cut off. I've lost all feeling in my hands."
"Oh, so I should probably cut you loose," the Soldier deadpanned.
"It's a medical emergency. You don't want to be responsible for me losing limbs, do you?"
"Tell you what, if you lose your hands, I'll make you some new ones." He held up his metal hand, smallest finger crooked. “Pinkie promise.”
Secret Agent adversaries-to-lovers AU where the Winter Soldier keeps tying Captain America to walls and sticking around to chat. Shut up, Natasha, it’s not flirting, okay? (It’s definitely flirting.)
