ao3! [podfic] My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
alternate: internet archive post
time commitment: about 3 hr
fic details:
My Big Fat Wolf Wedding (12509 words) by skellerbvvt, AggressiveWhenStartled, silentwalrus, quietnight, galwednesday
additional tags: Alternate Universe - Supernatural Elements, Vampires, Werewolves, Fluff and Humor, Accidental Marriage, sir that's my emotional support werewolf, lumberjack Addams family, mistaken identity: supernatural species roulette
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BONUS MATERIALS
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summary:
“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
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look at this fanart! (wait to look at it until after you finish the story tho bc spoilers)
illustration for My Big Fat Wolf Wedding by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt; which is a very funny AU stucky fic. Art on AO3 here.
(timelapse here)
[Image description: Bucky Barnes, in a suit, holding a handful of bats, saying angrily "this is my beautiful, perfect husband who loves everything I am and you will cherish him and respect him as much as I do or so help me". Several more bats are flying around his head. Behind him are wedding stuff: flower bouquets and white flowy drapes.]
fill for @steverogersbingo’s “get together“ (because that’s a wedding)
fill for @lgbtqbingo‘s “same gender marriage“
I give my hand to you with all my heart. I can’t wait to live my life with you, I can’t wait to start. Steve and Bucky are getting married! Below are my Top 5 Favorite stories:
“We didn’t need this to love each other, but I’m glad we get to do it anyway” (T, 1k) by AidaRonan
In an alternate universe where they never go to war, Steve and Bucky live a whole lifetime together.
They're near the end of the line now, but there's still time to make it official.
Or the one where same-sex marriage finally gets legalized in NY and two very old men do the thing.
+ Modern AU. They got to grow old together! Courthouse weddings and heartfelt vows.
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“My Big Fat Wolf Wedding” (T, 12k) by AggressiveWhenStartled, galwednesday, quietnight, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt
“MARRIED?”
“Basically married. Permanently engaged anyway. Weres have their own deal.” Natasha sounds much, much too gleeful about Steve’s rapidly expanding personal hell. “So you better wake your blushing bride and tell him the happy news: that it was an accident and you had no idea what you were doing.”
“I,” Steve says, strangled. “I can’t do that!”
“You can’t?”
“He thought I was proposing! And he accepted!”
“Wow, maybe he’s just as dumb as you are,” Natasha says thoughtfully.
“I can’t just promise him a ring, take him home, drink from him three times in a row and then wake him up the next morning to say oops, just kidding!” Steve casts around, looking at his wreck of an apartment. “I don’t even have any good champagne!”
+ Modern AU. Vampire Steve and Werewolf Bucky. Mistaken identity, accidental proposals, wedding planning, family gossip, and idiots in love. This was published a few days ago and if you haven’t read it yet, you MUST
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“just goddamn marry me already, for fuck's sake” (E, 6k) by newsbypostcard
"Do you," Steve says, fingers newly tugging Bucky's underwear until it starts to slide off his hips, "want to marry me, or not?"
Bucky sighs. "You know, in some circles people would consider this interrogation under duress."
+ Post CW. They’re practically married already, but Steve wants to make it an official forever. Lovely wedding vows in Central Park
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“All the things yet to come are the things that have passed” (T, 9k) by sangha
Peter gets underestimated. Everyone calls him “kid,” as if he’s not part of the Avengers. Well anyway, contrary to what the others may think, he does notice things. Being in high school is good for something. Noticing when people have crushes, for one.
Nobody else seems to notice the way Captain America looks at the Winter Soldier. Peter is still not sure how to act around Cap. He’s a little intimidating, not a very approachable guy. He always looks very severe and serious and to be honest, Peter’s arms still hurt when he thinks about the fight at the airport. But when Steve’s looking at the Winter Soldier, he looks a lot more approachable. Softer, somehow. Peter likes him better that way. Not that he’d ever dare say that to Captain America’s face. He’s not in any hurry to die again. Anyway, the point is, Cap clearly has it bad for his best friend.
+ Post CW. Very cute. Peter and Bucky friendship, proposals, and a simple wedding.
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“Brookland House” (E, 8k) by Ark
“You seem distressed, my angel. Are you not pleased with the match? The word from court is that Lord James Barnes is an upstanding gentleman, not given to the wild circles around the Prince Regent. And Steve, it was he who asked for you. The young man has kept you in mind all these years -- despite our circumstances.”
+ Historical AU. Arranged marriage, childhood friends, and a long awaited wedding night
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“les voleurs de mariage” (G, 988 words) by silentwalrus
Anon asked:
Sorry if this is too much. I've been obsessed with better than to bend since I read it. I can't help but imagine if Steve was found earlier, Bucky was rescued and Steve married both of them like he wanted and lived their lives. Do you have any headcanons on this version? Details!! I want them to be h a p p y and it's too much to ask for in canon. And! In ITHLYN does the team ever find out Steve's relationships with both? I'd LOVE to see you write out their reactions. Only if you want to. Thanks!
+ Post WW2. Bucky gets rescued and marries Steve in France. Crackfic, Outside POV. Tagged for Steve/Bucky/Peggy but there’s no Peggy romance actually in the story
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
happy #capseptender everyone!! here’s a little sketch i made for @silentwalrus1skellerbvvt, & @galwednesday‘s story “Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction” which is really just a thing of beauty! so you should go read it
How did he forget how challenging it is to shop? Strangers come up to you, and they say do you want this one or this one or this one, and you have to answer and it’s not okay to kill them.
Bucky Barnes - galwednesday, silentwalrus, skellerbvvt , Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin's Guide to Supersoldier Seduction
@skellerbvvt - Inception has prolific writers. It has stories that are classics and Rule 10 is a classic. I know it was written a comment fic years ago. Way before I found inception. (I didn't want to read it at first because it wasn't linear like AO3. But that was before I read the first chapter.) I spent two weeks devouring Rule 10. The story. the characterization and feelings. You captured Eames perfectly. Arthur's need to dominate but to protect Eames from the whole world including Arthur... my heart. I was on the edge of my seat for a week. I swear I stayed up hours past my bedtime and arrived blurry eyed to work because how could I put this masterpiece down. Thank you for putting it on AO3. PS I love your merlin fics. Cello ❤️❤️❤️
Bucky’s hair is gettin' kind of long. Steve’s more than happy to help wash and style it. Below are my Top 5 Favorite Stories:
“Scents and Sensibility: The Working Assassin’s Guide to Supersoldier Seduction” (E, 93k) by galwednesday, silentwalrus, and skellerbvvt
Captain America wakes up from the ice in 2013. The Winter Soldier wakes up in 2009, or rather defects from HYDRA, for a value of defect that’s closer to decimate. He ends up working for SHIELD. In April 2014, he’s assigned to Captain America’s mission as a sniper.
Steve’s just trying to get some kind of life together. Bucky is too, or at least he was until tall, blond and Captain shows up and starts just - being there, all the time. It’s terrible. It’s the worst. He has to do something about it.
+ Shrunkyclunks. A/B/O-adjacent (the clownfish AU). Steve and Bucky go a little nuts buying hair products
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“tag ur porn” (G, 1k) by lazulisong
The screen blipped and the person reappeared, now clutching a large Ragdoll cat who was purring even as the human muffled another scream in it's fur. "Omigod. Omigod. I'm calm. I'm calm. GUYS. So you remember how I said I hoped you'd send in reaction vids to the hairstyle tutorials? I think Captain America just sent me one, oh my fucking God." They squeezed the cat tightly enough that it let out a mildly protesting squeak. "OH GOD, Roadkill, I'm so sorry, Mommy's so excited right now." They let go of the cat and it sort of flowed into a puddle between them and the camera. "Okay. Okay. Roll video."
Sam paused the video long enough to break out the ginger ale and vodka.
+ Post WS. Steve learns how to braid hair, and posts a response video on youtube ft. Bucky. If you like Sam, this story is Part 1 of 16 Sam-POV fics
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“close your eyes (this shampoo burns like a motherfucker)” (E, 1k) by shmabs
Bucky likes showers, he really does, he just kinda forgets sometimes that he’s supposed to take them so often. As the Winter Soldier, he wasn’t expected (programmed, he reminds himself, he wasn’t in control) to bathe since his handlers did that for him. He’s really just not used to being in charge of his own hygiene, but thankfully Steve is totally willing to step up and help him out.
+ Post WS. Bucky gives a blowjob and gets his hair washed at the same time.
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“Universal Constants” (T, 3k) by AidaRonan
“They took me back in,” Bucky says. “I got lucky.”
“This is lucky?” Steve stares at an obvious stab wound on his lower torso, letting off a steady stream of nebulous red clouds that wisp and dissipate like smoke.
“There’s words in my head, shit they can say that would take away everything I got back when you-” Bucky finally moves, lazily trailing one hand back and forth through the stained water next to his thigh, closing his eyes as though the sound soothes him. “They didn’t know the words.”
“You and me got our own words though, huh?” Steve asks.
+ Post WS. Steve finds a wounded Bucky in his tub. Bucky remembers and still loves him
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“Effects of Obliteration” (E, 25k) by geneticallydead
“I watched a documentary on the bombs dropped on Nagasaki and Hiroshima a while ago. In the blast radius, sometimes a… a person blocked the bleaching effect of the radiation. So the person was vaporized, but a shadow was left behind, on a bridge or a wall – their shape, their outline, when they were completely gone," Steve said. "It’s called a nuclear shadow.”
“If you’re implying the Soldier is like a nuclear shadow, then that is seriously fucking dark, man,” Sam said dryly.
OR
Before the fall of the Soviet Union, the Winter Soldier was sent to the American arm of Hydra - only there was a malfunction in the cryo-unit that meant it couldn't be opened, and it was left, powered but abandoned, in an underground base.
25 years later, the Avengers find it.
+ Post Avengers. Steve washes Bucky’s hair and they both like it so much it becomes a habit. Bucky also discovers tumblr and wants to see the Stucky porn
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“Infinite Coffee and Protection Detail” (M, 264k) by owlet
Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
+ Post WS. Reposted from the Starter Pack list. Part 3 is Bucky and other long-haired Tower residents forming a Hair Club
