#gamesocietypimps

[goblinbongwater]

I forgot how great this was!

[claquedick]

Horrible Choices & Death Happens

[his-final-ride-into-the-sunset]

"I have a blood alcohol level of like... 1.9 right now."

"Then how are you playing Call of Duty?"

"I'm the president!"

[caffeinatedhawke]

my favorite Let's Player on the internet

[cooterlips]

.____.

WHEN YOU WATCH A BUNCH OF CREEPY ASS YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND ARE AFRAID TO GO TO BED SO YOU WATCH FUNNY VIDEOS IN THE HOPE THAT YOU'LL FORGET WHAT YOU PREVIOUSLY WATCHED

[his-final-ride-into-the-sunset]

"Look, you need to go to Healthcare.gov, so that when I stab you in the neck, you can go to a hospital and they don't turn you away because it's a pre-existing condition".

[jeristheenigma]

"Christopher Walken": All of the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were female, which was a problem because once a month they would all go on a rampage, and kill each other! 

[cheekycunt69]

and just when i want to go to bed i see the new skyrim for pimps

dammit

my neighbours are gonna hate me