#gaming shitpost

[just-kattt]

Take my collection of Elden Ring memes

[emeraldguardsman]

I feel like even though these two would probably REALLY get along, a hypothetical Ralsei and Colette rap-battle would be genuinely peak.

World's politest diss tracks. Everyone gets a cup of tea and some cookies after.

[mae-the-alien]

So, dead rising fucking rules. The remake of the first one to be exact. Like, what do you mean there’s a shop called Jill’s sandwiches? I fucking crashed out like I did when I got the message that I could play as cait sith in rebirth. What do you mean that the FISH that the npcs talk about can fucking one shot your enemies? What do you mean there’s a clown names Adam that sounds like Mickey Mouse on crack? What the hell do you mean there’s an old lady with a dog named MADONA? What do you mean the prisoners song is an actual song by an artist (not by the producers) that is five minutes long that talks about PARTY ROBOTS AND YETIS WITH SPAGHETTI and is ACTUALLY GOOD?

[longsleeveleper]

Wow, I feel really sick! I can barely get out of bed! I don't feel up to playing these mechanically intensive action games. I need something relaxing to play. I know, I'll start playing cities skylines, I've only played like 6 hours of that!

*opens up my city's traffic overlay and dies of a heart attack*

[another-fanfic-haven]

SHITPOST STATUS: ON

Screamy tol bois on a road trip:

Tabi:

The DRIVER

Annoy me and you're running behind the car

Picks the music

Luckily his music taste is on point

The one to control the AC

He's always hot

ALWAYS

So it's a fun ride

Whitty:

The prestige passager

If Google fails, he's the one to take out this M A S S I V E ass, oldschool map

His knees are bruised by the shelf

Also he's blocking the gear shift with his legs

His seat is pushed A L L the way back

He's just fucking T A L L

WILL tell you to shut the fuck up

Ruv:

Quiet

Tired

The one that reminds that stops exist

And food

He's the cook

That is untill he spills something all over the back couch

He also gets out to get some food for The Gang (TM)

Probably asleep at this point

Lucky bastard

edit by: me!

[hot-chip-and-lie-pride-archived]

All Dr. Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot knows is mcdonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie!

[arttrampbelle]

It's so hot subzero melted

Its so hot even scorpion stayed in the Netherrealm

It's so hot reptile is sunbathing

(It's hot af where I'm at)

[champagne-is-sparkly]

Ok so it's my first time playing hollow knight and

I swear to fucking God if I see this bench one more time I'm going to tear off one of the last stag's horns and stab hornet in the eye so I can use the nail to forcefully tear off her face and cut off her tongue so i cant hear her screams of surrender while I stab her multiple times so I can get this dumb fucking cloak