#garbage au

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdoms 358/2 AU where the sea salt trio eats cold ravioli straight out of the can instead

[ma-tsu-the-male-goddess]

Kingdom Hearts au where Zexion is taller than Vexen

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Global Garbage Man Day & Ugliest Dog Day & Work at Home Father’s Day

Person A becomes a garbage person in a very wealthy neighborhood, and often finds living pets in the trash, as the rich see everything as merely disposable. So Person A takes in the pets and cares for them. But one day, Person A finds a baby in the trash and decides to take it in and care for it among with the other pets. The child, Person B, grows up and begins to help their caregiver Person A with trash collecting/rescuing tossed aside pets, but while doing this, sees a child who looks identical to them playing in the backyard of one of the large houses. Person B begins to become curious about the other child, but Person A is worried about the parents who threw Person B away finding out and possibly killing Person B, who they clearly wanted gone.

[shadowsageingempress]

You know, I’ve been wondering about a Kingdom Hearts au where, instead of being scattered across various worlds when they time travel, what would happen if Ventus, Ephemer, Skuld, Lauriam and Elrena ended up in the same place. Maybe they would keep their memories, and perhaps their chirithys as well, just to make things interesting. What changes would happen, and how would the timeline be changed? It’s really interesting how even the smallest things can drastically change how events pan out. I’m probably going to spend a lot of time pondering the implications of this.

Also, they’re in a van for some reason.

[twofacedbelief]

how does Roman react when first meeting Remy?

Anonymous asked:

I know you touched briefly on this but how did Roman and Remy and Deceit first meet and how did it go? Because I can see Roman acting all stuck up and righteous when he first meets them

Remus has been living in the tattoo shop for about a month when Roman comes down from heaven to hang out with him

There are technically a whole thing to go through to reach Earth, with declaring why they’re going there and for how long, and it needs to be approved. Remus just crawled through a crack in hell. Roman changed from physical form to a beam of energy and hitchhiked down with someone that had actually gotten through the whole process.

Once through the Earth’s atmosphere, Roman jumped off and travelled to where Remus was. Luckily, there were no customers in the shop when Roman arrives as a beam of light and takes physical form once more.

Remus’ skin is like... a grey-green tint. It’s a result of the fall and being in hell. Roman’s skin is a golden brown with a warm undertone, speckled with gold.

When Roman shows up, he’s in fully angelic form; big, fluffy wings, an unbroken halo, and eyes completely like molten gold. Unlike Remus, he does actually hide his wings and halo and changes his eyes to be a light brown/amber - with a sclera, iris and pupil.

Unlike when Remus was found in the dumpster, both Remy and Dee are in the shop. They’re collaborating on a few designs, wanting to do something for their ten-year anniversary of knowing each other. Since they met when Remy gave Dee a tattoo, it seemed fitting for them to get matching tattoos.

Anyway so suddenly the shop gets a lot brighter and they look up and there is Roman, looking really damn good, and obviously an angel. If they weren’t used to Remus, they might be more in shock.

Remus and Virgil had been in the breakroom when Roman arrived, but Remus recognises his twin’s aura/whatever and heads out. Virgil follows, and walk over to Remy and Dee to see if they’re okay.

They’re okay. They’re just like “he’s too bright”, whispering about how goddamn hot the angel is. Hey, they’ve known each other for ten years without getting together, of course, they’re gonna be thirsty gays when an angel shows up, showing a lot of bare skin

Virgil is the one with enough common sense to ask Remus if he’s gonna introduce them or not. Remus is busy clinging to Roman like a koala. To be fair, they haven’t seen each other since he fell, which was a while ago.

Roman finally pays attention to the humans in the room. He cheats a bit by reading their souls for information instead of listening to Remus.

Virgil Sanchez, 27 years old, hispanic, male, platonic towards the other humans, some sort of affection or love towards his twin.

Remy Dormir, 29 years old, french-chinese, genderqueer, platonic towards Virgil and his twin, some sort of affection or love towards the third human

Dalitso “Dee” Argyris, 29 years old, greek-south african, bigender, platonic towards Virgil and his twin, some sort of affection or love towards Remy

None of them dislikes Remus, so Roman decides to be friendly towards them until he can form his own opinion. He has nothing against humans, but he’s here for his brother and not for them.

The first time that Roman actually interacts with Remy and Dee is a few hours later when Virgil and Remus are picking up food for the bunch of them. Remy and Dee had offered to go, but Virgil needed some air and Remus thought it would be fun to leave Roman alone with them.

It’s really just Remy and Dee answering questions about themselves, Virgil, and the shop. They keep praising each other while trying to flirt with Roman. Roman is kinda amused and decides to be a matchmaker for them.

Roman will get less detached from humans the longer he stays there, but for now, he’s just like “hah, they’re precious disasters, how entertaining”

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

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Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts 3 au where instead of fake Chess, Xehanort and Eraqus are playing Kingdom Hearts Perilous Pursuit in the beginning cutscene.

(All 5 characters in the game are the same. Eraqus wants to know who are these 3 children & duck & dog)

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au where Roxas & Xion switch heights with Axel