Kingdom Hearts but Worse

Exactly what it says on the tin Mod Donald & Mod Namine (they/them)

[starrattlerofprydain]

smol vanitas

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au where Vanitas is smol

[vinnigami]

I love my favourite game characters Solar, Rickshaw, Kale-leaf, Rock Ass, Egg Shell, Siphon, Sex, Michael, Ventilation and Vandalism

they’re all exactly like I remember them

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au when?

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdoms 358/2 AU where the sea salt trio eats cold ravioli straight out of the can instead

[iceresurfacing]

theyre ading a new piece to the chess board called the me and it doesn;t do anything

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

AU where Donald Duck does a voice over of the opening kh3 scene

[gilettefusion5]

My new favorite thing is referring to all in-game currency as dollars, no matter what game. This is closely followed by describing all crowns, helmets, and headwear as hats. I kill a lot of enemies with weird hats and sometimes they have $7 and a biscuit in their pockets.

[gilettefusion5]

*digs up chest with 49 gold and a sleeping potion* wow that’s exciting, fifty bucks and a benedryl

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au where munny is dollars and all the chests do indeed contain Benadryl 💚💊

[tubapun]

Mickey Mouse with and without his signature fishnet top :)

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au where King Mickey gets to show off his beautiful fishnet top at the end of KH1 :)

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Send me your most confusing explanations of kingdom hearts. Any portion of it. Picture posts and meme explanations accepted !

I will find a way to make a beautiful presentation that perfectly explains each one and also explains kh very badly :)

[yoroshiu]

Choose a Kingdom Hearts Quote That Matches Your Vibes Today

"Sorry, but friends aren't my power."

"I'm SO FLATTERED!"

"That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers."

"Yep. Walking like a carpet."

"Gawrsh, I hope they've got insurance."

"You're stupid!"

"I feel so metropolitan! Uh, cosmopolitan?"

"I'm what's left. Or...maybe I'm all there ever was."

"I meant your name."

Voting ended onJan 15, 2025

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Quick! Please reblog this post with your favorite kingdom hearts line or scene 🎬

👑💚🗝️

[venjamin-kingdomhearts]

if Daybreak Town Keykids had Tumblr accounts. sure someone else has already made one of these but here’s my take

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🎆 livelaughlux Follow

hey so - your boyfriend? yeah wanted to let you know that he gave into the darkness of his heart and transformed. yeah, he’s a darkling now. no, sorry, he just wants to steal lux. but look, now he has those cute little elf boots!

#sorry about your boyfriend

🎆 livelaughlux Follow

okay not to interrupt but which two leopardus members are roleplaying warrior cats in the notes of this post. i just wanna talk

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🌸 avas-favorite Follow

let’s settle this. best union

Vulpes (right answer 💕💝💞)

Anguis 🐍🐍🐍

Unicornutts 🤢

urSUS 🫥

Leofartus 🤧

Voting ended onNov 23, 2023

🥀 chainbonuschi-713 Follow

are you fucking tone deaf? there are actually kids in unions getting into fights over this shit. one of my old party members lost his heart to darkness over a petty lux dispute, and now you’re seriously pinning unions against each other? you’re part of the problem.

🌸 avas-favorite Follow

you can talk to me when your union isn’t dead last in the leaderboards girlie 😘

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🐍 anguissssssss Follow

i hate you sand i hate you cannoned camels i hate you wily bandits i hate you desert sun i hate you abu i hate you cave of wonders i hate you agrabah

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🌠 ventus-wentus Follow

going to meet master ava today!! i’m super nervous so wish me luck!!!

🌠 ventus-wentus Follow

ooooooooh she says she has something for me!!!! this is like a wish come true 😸😸😸💚💚💚

#its kinda dark in here tho

🌠 ventus-wentus Follow

GUYS you won’t believe what she gave me!!!

🌠 ventus-wentus Follow

why is there blood

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[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Union Cross / Back Cover au where this.

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts 3 au where instead of fake Chess, Xehanort and Eraqus are playing Kingdom Hearts Perilous Pursuit in the beginning cutscene.

(All 5 characters in the game are the same. Eraqus wants to know who are these 3 children & duck & dog)

[venjamin-kingdomhearts]

Help me assign Vanitas Little Guy Daily stats. See here for guidance.

Vanitas Stats?

Chuckability

Engaging

Squishiness

Splorpability

Bones

Media Literacy

Voting ended onNov 3, 2023

[ma-tsu-the-male-goddess]

I’m adding propaganda. It’s 100% his chuckability.

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts 3 au where the character descriptions include their Little Guy Daily stats.

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts au where Roxas & Xion switch heights with Axel

[friends-to-lovers-tournament]

Friends to Lovers Tournament: Finals

Soriku (Kingdom Hearts) vs Zosan (One Piece)

Soriku

Zosan

Voting ended onSep 10, 2023

propaganda under the cut!

Soriku:

Ultimate friends to lovers. They've been best friends since childhood but as they start to grow up, those feelings change into a more romantic nature but neither handles this well. Riku in particular has a whole villain arc about it bc his insecurities about the situation get the better of him, meanwhile Sora isn't self aware enough to recognize his feelings are romantic in nature but he spends all of his time desperately trying to get Riku back so they can be together again. Ultimately even after they come together, their love continues to be a main driving force of the narrative and it's so palpable

Zosan:

They’re rivals yes, but first and foremost they’re best friends. They know each other better than anyone. Sanji asked Zoro to kill him if he’s ever not himself (long story), the implication being that Zoro knows him so well he’d be the first to tell (he would). Your honor, they are friends and they are in love.

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Come on now, children, this is an easy A.

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Life, it never die

Women are my favorite guy

Sex, I'm wanting more

Tell the world, Stop the war

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

Kingdom Hearts Melody of Memory au where instead we get to play DDR with Kairi & Chirithy

🥺😿

[nyctoheart]

This makes twitter infinitely more funny, they should never go back

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

The organization, sitting around in their in their tall silver thrones while they wait for Xemnas or w/e to get back from harassing a 12 year old.

[oatswrath]

[reallydumbkingdomheartsaus]

For those blissfully unaware.