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Asgore: Can you imagine not being a monster? And just living out your days as a weeping willow? Beautiful, by the water, unburdened?

[A moment of silence]

Gaster: I want to be the one from the harry potter books that beats the living shit out of everyone and everything.

Asgore, trying not to laugh: Language!

Asgore: Be the bigger person.

Gaster: I'm barely 6'2" and 15 pounds ask someone else.

Mercyplates!Gaster, waking up in a hospital bed with bandages over his eye sockets: Ugh... Am I in hell?

Mercyplates!Sans: No daddy-o, if you were in hell you'd be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Mercyplates!Papyrus: SANS! DON'T BE MEAN HE ALMOST DIED TODAY!

Mercyplates!Sans: Almost isn't good enough I'm afraid. No one likes an underachiever.

Mercyplates!Papyrus: BROTHER STOP!

Asgore: Could you ever see us as more then friends?

Gaster: Yes, I'm glad you asked.

Asgore: That's wonderful! I-

Gaster: I can totally see us as cats!

Asgore: ...

Gaster: Hang on let me find the picture I drew.

[Text conversation]

Asgore: Howdy Gaster!

Asgore: Do you want to go

Gaster: Yes

Asgore: On a date with me?

Asgore: OOH YOU DO

Asgore: OOH

Gaster: YOU SAY THAT LIKE I FELL FOR A CUNNING PRANK! I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU EGG!

Asgore: Here you are Gaster! A nice, hot cup of coffee.

Gaster, taking a sip: It's ice cold.

Asgore: nice cup of coffee.

Gaster, taking another sip: It's terrible...

Asgore: cup of coffee.

Gaster: Is this even coffee? *continues to drink it regardless*

Asgore: ... Cup

Gaster: I am the smartest, most skilled member in this group.

Asgore: Is your hand stuck in that vending machine?

Gaster: I paid for my popatoe chisps. I am getting my popatoe chisps.

Gaster: You're a thot!

Asgore: ...

Gaster: A Tender, Heartwarming, open-minded treasure!

Alphys: D-d-doctor G-Gaster, that's not what th-that means...

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