In Norse mythology there’s a goddess named Gefjon who was said to be a virgin and all people who died virgins would end up in her halls (Odin and Freya shared dead warriors fifty/fifty) but she also had four oxen sons that she got with an unnamed jotun so some sort of procreation must have happened but jotuns are weird so for all we know the dad birthed them after she kissed him on the cheek or something.
Anyway, my complaint with this goddess is that it is said she’s responsible for the creation of the Danish island Zealand where our capital is. She used her supernatural oxen sons to plow the landmass out of Sweden, leaving lake Mälaren behind.
I absolutely refuse to believe that.
Are you telling me this land
Came from this lake
When lake Värnen is right there!?
Look at it! The size and shape fits way better!
This is bullshit! Can’t even trust old mythology no more!












