#gemini men

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Eltingville Club Members Zodiac Signs

My headcanons:

Bill Dickey is a Gemini. I strongly believe this. A Gemini man. Like Alex DeLarge and some serial killers.

Josh is a Virgo or a Scorpio. I bet Scorpio because he's very resentful.

Pete is Sagittarius or Capricorn.

Jerry is Pisces.

[princesskittendonut]

Okay so.....

I saw a clip of Armon W. cussing out a crackhead (?) on his Tiktok live while heading into the courthouse. And someone in the comments said they love how he talks cause he sounds half unserious. Another person said he's so Gemini coded.

This got me thinking, cause I've seen all the discourse. On how Aaron would hypothetically react when he's mad. And him not taking his antagonist seriously sounds so fitting. Either he'll keep a smile on his face while hugging his friends. All while still talking shit to the antagonizer. Or he'll look extremely bored and exhausted. Kinda like that one clip in FOE.

Where he's completely uninterested in Junior rambling on about going outside to prove each other's manliness. The only other option I could think of was him silently raging in anger.

I'm also super clueless on the zodiac stuff cause the only Gemini men I know of are Prince and Kanye. Everyone who talked about Prince in passing said he DEFINITELY had multiple sides to him

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u rly wanna date him?

Aries: be ready to go out with him to parties and clubs and stuff and physically fight girls off when they shamelessly throw themselves at him right in front of ur very eyes

Taurus: be ready for scathing critiques of ur closet (he WILL be one to talk)

Gemini: be ready for absolute perfection (this is a warning)

Cancer: be ready for some intense physical exercise or debates against conservatism. Or both. Enjoy the serenades

Leo: he's prettier than u but u r both a model and a photographer on duty at all times

Virgo: be ok with never getting reassurance (“it goes without saying”)

Libra: be ready to date his mom and ex too. And compete with them sometimes. Ask about his dad and be ready to listen. u might not have to but just be ready

Scorpio: too bad! u have already lost and would have way more success if u actually did not want to date him at all

Sagittarius: be ok with the bare minimum of relationship maintenance in exchange for relatively good sex and free dinner like once or twice a month

Capricorn: be ok with seeing him like 4 hours a week (he’s busy working (out))

Aquarius: MASTER detachment make it your BITCH and be patient. unlike scorpio, u don't have to actively not want to date him, just be ambivalent about it

Pisces: be ok with not knowing wtf he’s talking about 90% of the time

[bittersweet-symphonyy]

When I tell you Cillian Murphy is the only Gemini man that I will stan in this life, I mean it

(Except Colin Farrell…. But he acts way more like a Gemini than Cillian does)

Never trust a Gemini man, for real. Same for a man with Gemini moon. When you see those placements, run. I have never met a man with any of those placements who didn’t lie, cheat, or have multiple lives. They are SO unstable, they would marry you and then sell you in exchange of a glass of water. They do not care. Cillian is the only one that I put a little bit more faith in, though I’m not completely delusional about him either

[brettesims]

[sayhoneysiren]

Gemini Appreciation Post

• so first things first, gemini placements have the cutest giggles🥺

• they can be very talkative when they’re interested in you and sometimes stumble over their words when they get too excited.

• can invest a lot into one thing or project that makes them super excited at that moment, but when something else catches their attention, they’ll switch their focus to that and move on. (kinda like a kid seeing a shinier new toy).

• move from place to place, or home to home a lot.

• they’re always trying out new ideas, foods, and trends (anything to make their day less boring). for the more laid back geminis, they may not participate in all the trends, but they at least know about them because they like staying up to date.

• they can be like an open book and be willing to tell all the details about their lives or spill all the tea on someone else’s.

• when hearing news or gossip, they know there’s two sides to every story, and very they rarely take sides, choosing instead to play devils advocate.

• Gemini’s love games, especially the ones involving alcohol🍾

• they think a lot, on various levels, very fast and they show every emotion on their faces (whether they realize it or not).

• somebody can ask them what’s wrong and they’ll be like ‘nothing’ but their face and body language says otherwise.

• they reside in between angel and devil. they aren’t not too nice or too mean. they stay right in the middle.

• many Gemini’s have a sweet face with full features, but don’t get fooled by their cuteness, they have a mischievous nature as well.

• they can be people pleasers, and seek acceptance from social circles. they want to be the one telling the best jokes (and they are hilarious)

• when they diss, they do it indirectly and directly, due to being so artistic with words.

• have a witty, sarcastic, dry tone and love showing it. they are the best at comebacks and have perfect timing for telling each joke.

• with the deeper Gemini’s, they share subliminal messages through their words. they can turn deep and soulful, but for just a moment.

• Geminis are excellent songwriters and poets.

• They pay extra attention to what others around them say. (and Geminis will remind others, when they forgot what they’ve said).

• Gemini’s loves tattoos, they are usually small yet noticeable. Their ink tells a story about them and what they’re interested in.

• are flexible and knowledgeable at how to play many different roles & do so very well.

• have multiple different talents, skills and tricks up their sleeve, and won’t share it unless they need to.

• they know so much info, usually about other people and choose whether or not to say anything about it. they secretly know all your secrets.

• and these clever devils know exactly what to say to get information out of a people (without seeming suspicious).

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What keeps Gemini men faithful? Is it only air sign women?

Geminis love someone with intelligence and who's able to carry on a deep conversation that really gets them thinking. It definitely wouldn't hurt to have some air in your chart, but there's more to synastry than just Sun signs.

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A GEMINI MAN PUT ME THROUGH THE MATTRESS!