#genehazard

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

tried to doublecheck and nothing turned up - is “pissy shitties” acceptable?

ya u gucci

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[lhazaar]

genehazard replied to your post: i have never not had an opinion in my life and...

warren and i just watched a movie that had four owls breaking through a window and screaming and i said “bone coming online to post some Opinions”

All Four Of My Owls Are Here And They Are Furious

[lhazaar]

😊 and. fuck. I think it was 🌠 for ripley, agnes, and oli or kith!

cw: parent death, implied mass death

😊 What can make your OC smile even when they’re feeling down? What cheers them up and makes everything feel better for them? Is your OC genrally a happy person and do they enjoy making others smile? What about your OC makes others happy?

ripley: assigned theatre kid. ripley is incapable of not yes-anding people and gets drawn into Bits with their friends; usually they're laughing along by the end and are, if not necessarily cheered up, at least distracted. they would also say that's their goal in their performances. they may not be able to fix things for people, but they can take their minds off their burdens for a while

agnes: she would tell you it's her dad, or manté, usually :) but the truth is that there hasn't been a lot in her life in the last few years that's felt cheerful. since her mom died it's harder for her to keep up her natural optimism but god she's trying. she feels like it's how she can carry mayu with her

oli: the temptation to just go being right here lmao. oli's emotional experience is very blunted in a lot of ways and repressed in others, and he wouldn't admit to feeling anything more than a general sense of resentful dread at the state of the world

kith: her wife keeps joking that she needs to wear a bell. kith comes up behind you silently and presses her forehead between your shoulders and makes just the saddest little yowl like a cat. she's very touchy and wants to be On people when she feels bad. usually the problem is that she's sleep-deprived and she passes out on you.

🌠 Who was your OC’s first friend? Do they remember them or are they still friends now? Talk about some of the people your OC has lost contact with over the years. Do they have any regrets about losing these people and would they revist them if they could?

ripley: they were friends with their cousins and other phiarlans first! the house is not necessarily insular but ripley's part of a massive extended family and was raised with a higher level of scrutiny due to ~plot reasons i can't talk about~. they wonder sometimes what happened to the people they lost contact with in the shadow schism, particularly elissar and ilixidor, but they have no real way of reaching across the gap

agnes: scott this is a MEAN question to give to her. agnes has buried every friend she knew as a child; she couldn't forget their faces if she tried. her entire social world shifted when her clan was attacked, and the friends she's made since then she's met through arturi and ryker. she misses the weathermay-foxgroves! they made her feel normal when she was Very unmoored ;-;

oli: his first friend was himself; he is the only person he can trust, and the only one who won't let him down. he's held onto that belief since he was a wyrmling and, until recently, it hasn't failed him!

kith: her first friend was oli! they grew up on opposite sides of a border river between territories and befriended each other in the rare few times kith was allowed to think she was unsupervised.

[wingedspite]

5, 14, and 17 for oleander

5. do they follow a higher power? what are their thoughts on divinity?

he does the usual ‘offer to whatever god is relevant for the thing you’re doing’ when he’s outside barovia but like. he knows strahd isn’t technically the highest power in barovia but he’s been acting like it. being faced with vampyr is fucking with him a little bit. he’s probably a decent amount of Scared of the gods & generally anything divine. he doesn’t put much thought into it because he doesn’t consider himself someone any god would bother with? but actually being Faced With one would give him a panic attack.

14. what is something they love about themself?

if you ask him he’ll say ‘everything, darling’ and it’d be a LIE. i think the only things he genuinely loves about himself, with no qualifiers or context, are that he’s very good at keeping plants alive and happy, and he’s very good at choosing gifts. 

17. what do they dream about, when their dreams are their own?

oleander has a lot of stress dreams. a lot of them are strahd-related but an equal amount of them are just like. doing something embarrassing in front of a crowd you need to impress and then realizing you’re also not wearing pants. also dreams about his hair falling out or being cut off. he doesn’t usually remember his nicer or more mundane dreams. 

[vampiricsheep]

honestly my assumption about you is that you are a literal vampire but like, a Chill one

yknow I wonder sometimes myself :v

[vampiricsheep]

d2y vibes tbh??

:0 im flattered

[wingedspite]

3, 9, 11!

hey i fuckin uhhh, forgot to answer this. it’s been two days. 

3. what race and class are you itching to play but haven’t yet?i really wanna play a kenku For Real & i’ve wanted to play a barbarian since Forever. i don’t know when i’ll get the chance or like, personal opportunity to play a kenku but i’ve got my barbarian just waiting for their campaign to start. 

9. do you keep any dnd superstitions? (e.g., dice jail, “charging” dice on the lowest side, etc)not like, Super. i pre-roll my dice to decide which ones to use but that’s mostly just bc most of my characters have too many dice and i gotta cull their d20′s.

11. if you got the chance to play at a “celebrity” DM’s table (e.g. matt mercer, griffin mcelroy), what kind of character would you design and why?i’d lose my mind with anxiety, first off, but i think i’d actually probably play moth. half orc swashbuckler rogue with a backstory she’s avoiding. bc, like. i know who she is and what’s important to her & i have a connection to her enough to be able to play her well, but she Isn’t someone i’d play in a regular campaign 

[t3m4]

bastard...

no bastard unfortunately, and at ur verbal switch to fucker, there is a singular one, and it is unfortunately horny and cannot be posted