Nov 5, 2025
bugtober day22: Bad Ending
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bugtober day22: Bad Ending
S I L E N T S P I R A L
Spectralgecko's (hello!) Amped “Tattoo” concept fascinated me a lot. So, Wasp Kin Hoaxe tattoos.
Translation of Fuff's speech “That's a funny thing to say, lad. Your idea, it was. And something tells me, juice was what it took for you to admit you want a tattoo
“Bug Fables” AU where Ultimax does NOT have a tank. Instead; he attacks Team Snakemouth with a battle robot, built by the Giants in the likeness of a mighty beast that ruled the land long ago.
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I started thinking about what human/giant media “Bug Fables” characters would be fans of (if they a.) found said media in working condition, and b.) could understand the language). I decided that Hoaxe would be a fan of Disney movies (with his favorites being “Cinderella”, “Tarzan”, and “The Lion King”)…which somehow mutated into a cursed AU where Hoaxe is a musical theatre nerd who forces other bugs to perform in his plays.
Vanessa: “It would not be wise for me to stay here.” *thinks* “If I have to listen to Hoaxe sing “Be Prepared” one more time; I am going to rip off my own antennae, and eat them!”
At Bugaria Pier
Boat Captain: *sobs* The Wasp King stole my ship!”
Cut to Hoaxe sailing across Metal Lake.
Hoaxe: “This ship will be perfect for my production of “The Pirates of Penzanze”! Ultimax! I trust that you have been rehearsing your lines?”
Ultimax: “Oh…yes! Of course, your majesty! *scurries away, then pulls out his script* How does it go again…wait, I remember!”
Ultimax: *sings* “I am the very model of a modern major general! I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral! With…something, something, something I am teeming with a lot o’ news!”
At Explorers’ Association headquarters…
Maki: “Mothiva and Zasp have been abducted by wasps!”
Vi: “Wait a day or two, and then the wasps will pay us to take them back.”
Kabbu: “Vi!”
Meanwhile, in the Wasp Kingdom…
Hoaxe: “You have been brought here to play vital roles in the musical masterpiece: “The Phantom of the Opera.”
Zasp: “…You abducted us…to star in a show?”
Mothiva: “Oh, why didn’t you say so? You could have just asked!”
Ultimax: *walks in* “We have brought her, your majesty!”
Two wasp soldiers march in, escorting Samira.
Hoaxe: “Ah, there she is: my Angel of Music! You, Samira, shall be Christine!”
Samira: “W-what?”
Mothiva: “WHAT?!”
Hoaxe: “Mothiva shall be Carlotta, while Zasp will play the part of Raoul. As for me…*puts on the Ancient Mask* I shall be starring as the titular character!”
Samira: *screams internally*
After seizing the Rubber Prison:
Ruffian: “Can we PLEASE go back to our cells now?”
Hoaxe: *lounging in a director’s chair, while wasps fan him and fetch him drinks* “You may return to your cell block as soon as you’ve given me a perfect rendition of “The Cell Block Tango”. Now, from the top!”
Ruffian: *groans; then begins singing, while glaring directly at the Wasp King* “He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame! If you had been there, if you had seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!”
ULTIMAAAAAAX
Most Pathetic Man
General Ultimax/General Fuff
Earl Harlan
Earl Harlan (Welcome to Night Vale): "extremely bad at being bisexual"
General Ultimax/General Fuff (Bug Fables): "When your team defeats [the stronger enemies he supports in combat], his sprite becomes so SO scared and he resorts to slapping you"
Fuff: Kabbu, you're my best friend. Kabbu: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Kabbu: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
