my nibling made this beautiful creature... biker boi banana
(hear me out)
anyway, COD biker au, lotta Ghoap... but like, Gaz, Roach, and Soap are casual bikers, but Price, Laswell, Miriam (her wife), Nikolai, and Ghost are a biker gang
get this.... THEY MEET AT A GAS STATION!!!! chanca meeting, and Ghost that lil freak is flirting with Soap, talking bikes with a subtle undertone of somethin' somethin' i wanna rail you, scotty. Soap's all oblivious about the undertone, but is clearly into the guy, leaning into it and yapping heavily about the bike to impress the guy. Simon's a bit confused, he can't tell if the guys into him, cuz he ain't reciprocating like the other twinks guys he picks up at bars or whatever. He's propably had an ex or two. But it MIRACUlOUSLY ends in them exchanging numbers.
Gaz and Roach were watching the exchange and Soap comes back number in hand. "Got this handsome bloke's number, wonder if he's in guys. I wouldn't mind, he's damn fine."
Gaz pinches the bridge of his nose, "God damnit, he was flirting with you!" Roach was chuckling behind him this whole time.
Meanwhile, the gang is teasing Ghost about being into Soap and getting his number. His last lovers were in now way similar to the strange little Scot. Initially, Ghost fancied the Scot cuz' he was looking for something casual, but after talking to him for a while, his heart kinda warmed and buzzed, and he was In LoVe! None of his exs ever made him feel like this.... Oooooooh!.... LOOOOOOVE!
other things:
Soap, Gaz, and Roach are good friends of Alejandro and Rudy. Those two are on BikeTok, and their handle is Los_Vaqueros. (There's a lot of rope, thirst traps, and Mexicomaxxing. Shirt OPEN.)
The Shadow Company is also another biker gang, and they get their service from his wife (my oc Marceline Graves, nee Brewer), and they're a bunch of thugs. The company was started by her father (Kelton Brewer).
The Konni are also a biker gang, run by Makarov, obviously. Yuri runs a biker boy account with Andrei (and if it wasn't obvious, this is PURELY self indulgent). They have an internet rivalry with Alejandro and Rudy. Makarov is their biggest fan from a private, secret account. He likes every post and always leaves possesive little comments. People have start to ship Milyy_Men (the biker account) and Rus.R0ulettew1thG0D (Makarov). The comments are either that or Milyy_Men fans fighting with Los_Vaqueros fans.
Alex, Farah, Bianca, and Tejas are cops (last two are my ocs). They're typically friendly with Price's gang, since they give them info. They're the cops assigned to the streets to break up gang wars, and fight biker crime stuff... yea... They always keep catching a kid (teen they call a kid), who keeps insisting to be called Ram (oc), and they're always roaming around underground racing rings.
Speaking of underground racing... there's a LOT of that. Shadow Company vs. Konni vs. 141. Plenty of racin and betting and illict activities going on there. Ram is ALWAYS THERE. AT EVERY SINGLE RACE! Bloody fanatic. She's got a garage and is fixing up her own bike from scraps and stolen parts.
And now my favs. Cheryl and Shepherd. I was sad about that last thing I said about them in my fanfic, so they're married. (She's 35, he's 63, yada yada, old man fucker) Shepherd used to be a biker, but got into an accident and can't ride no more. (she rides him tho) She's a tattoo artist, and her tattoo jobs are really good. They live above the shop, so he comes downstairs sometimes to check in on her. Whenever a customer makes a comment about Shepherd, she threatens to double the price and make the tattoo shit. He loves watching her work. The 141 sometimes come into the shop for tatts, since it's in their territory. Yuri sneaks over to the shop sometimes, decked in an elaborate disguise, because her ADORES her linework.
In theory, you could defeat any antagonist if you throw enough bulls at them. When can you do your evil deeds when your walking into your space and there's approximately 700 bulls in your facility. Loose, even.
Oh, you're gonna do Makarov things Makarov? Lo, 700 bulls upon you. Shepherd is about to betray the boys again? LO, 700 BULLS UPON YOU. Oh you're hiding in a tank? IS THE TANK 700 BULLS PROOF. IS IT.
Not even being several floors up in a building spares you from bulls.
Realized I shouldn't let losers bully me out of the fandom here on Tumblr over them misinterpreting my words so here's me reuploading my self ship stuff because these bitches can choke. I don't owe them anything in my posts or my fics especially not when I got rape threats. Also really funny that they were new gen fans when I've been playing the games since the original modern warfare trilogy came out.
Oh my goodness, it is such peak cinema. The references, the jokes, the emotional shit.... Patrick Warburton (amazing actor)
But I wanna talk about the twist villain, lowkey. (Spoilers beyond this point but whatever)
Everyone knows Zootopia's first twist villain was shit. Good movie, but shit twist villain.
Then we have that lynx guy, Pawbert Lynxly, played by freaking ANDY SAMBURG, HELLOOOOOOO?! HOLY SHIT! And he was a great twist villain because the twist made that impact.
I was SHOOK, it was like Hans from Frozen all over again, which was funny cuz they was in Tundra town with all that cold, and then Judy was crawling across the floor. Great shit, lowkey on the edge of my seat. It was amazing.
And I love how he has daddy issues. Fricken sue me, love any character with parental issues, it makes them so much more interesting in their goals and shit. AND JAKE PERALTA HAD DADDY ISSUES OH MY GOSH!!!
But now the major freaking thing. You know what this bastard says after he stabs Judy? He says no loose ends.
MY FREAKING WEAKNESS!!!! TWIST VILLAINS AND LOOSE ENDS!!!
I mean, fellas, my account is literally just me being obsessed with General Shepherd. I'm literally writing fanfic for it right now, it's taking me a disgustingly long time to write a oneshot.
THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF ZOOTOPIA COOK EVERYTIME!
and don't even get me started on a convo about how this relates to society today, I could yap in a whole seperate post oh my goodness... Please ask.
