#germ x

[rolaplayor101]

The two genders are Germ X and Purell

[punibaby]

[ginger-fish]

My motto

[ksbirddog]

A Squirt-Filled Reminder

When I get out of my bed of a morning, I follow the well-worn path to my coffee pot; however, there is something I do before I make my coffee. I squirt soap in my hands and wash them.

As I was repeating this routine this morning, I thought of James 4:8: “Draw near to God and He will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners; and purify your hearts, you double-minded.”

It’s just as…

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[mynameisnotlogan]

Myself

[groovy-stud-in-charge]

[miskatonic-uni]

I got one of those gigantic bottles of Germ-X and now am living the dream of every mysophobe

[minty-fresh69]

code red

dear anyone who reads this,

i have been put in a serious survival situation. twenty minutes ago, i entered my mothers house and i shall be staying here for the next few days. my mother, step dad, and little brother have a cold and, worse, pink eye. i have never experienced such an illness and i intend to keep it this way. I MUST SURVIVE. i have disinfected my hands, all doorknobs, bathrooms, kitchen, gloves i shall be wearing outside of my safe domain (my room), and yes even my various germ x bottles. sickness is not an option. i must also find a way to limit my contaminated air intake but im afraid it may be too late. fellow humans i fear, not life, but a (temporary) life of disgustingness and pain.

if you have any survival tips, please share. i shall update my small audience if i have any breakthroughs. WISH ME LUCK