#germ-x

[aurochsent]

hey everybody this is germ-x freshly transplanted

idk what I’m doing n this is the first succulent I’ve ever kept so I poured some water on him and I’m hoping he survives

[aurochsent]

freshly watered yet again! he’s doing so well. and by so well I mean I haven’t killed him yet and I fully expected to by now

[aurochsent]

all I post about anymore is bugs and germ x. look at his cool little pot thing I painted it myself. dripped those drips myself

[aurochsent]

I wonder if there’s people in the germ-x tag who’re gonna get confused by me posting a succulent in the germ-x tag

[theexposedphotographer]

[saidthestudents]

Do you wanna catch ebola?

Yesterday I saw that one of my students was drizzling germ-x all over a nearby textbook.

Me: "What are you doing? Germ-x is for hands, not books. Let me have that."

Boy: "BUT THAT'S FOR EBOLA! WHAT IF I CATCH EBOLA?"

Me: "You can have it back at the end of class."

Boy: "IF I CATCH EBOLA IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR FAULT!"

Me: "You're not going to catch ebola, and neither is that book."

[groovy-stud-in-charge]

[miskatonic-uni]

I got one of those gigantic bottles of Germ-X and now am living the dream of every mysophobe