Rich Bitch With No Money

I’m 19 from bumfuck Illinois and my gay ass is probably going to hell

[tami-taylors-hair]

Rita Moreno Says Sex With Elvis Was “Amateur Hour” Compared To Marlon Brando

The King didn’t quite live up to his reputation.

what an icon

[brostateexam]

Living Legend Rita Moreno

[aces-to-apples]

[cakeisnotpie]

Oh, yes, I can believe this. 

[keytonekeyblade-deactivated2024]

He gave everyone the banging of a lifetime. Bi icon.

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

[pokeyscrypt]

Enchanting her weapon

[shaperswar]

Gay Icon™ Andrew Scott Rannells, everybody.

[ruinedchildhood]

[studthismuffin]

When you see your mutuals nudes

[thagoodthings]

WITH THE STRENGTH OF TEN CRACKHEADS I PROMISE ILL KILL YOU

[thagoodthings]

Why the clown sound like that

[mimi-love-deactivated20211230]

^^^ lmfao

[lexinthelexx-deactivated2018011]

Me

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

LMAO

[thethingsifindfunny]

omg I am dead that noise she makes

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

[animals-lovers]

(Source)

[axiddrops]

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[artdusktea]

this video made me laugh so hard I threw up. I woke up my 63 year old mother downstairs, she rushed up to make sure I was okay. it’s gone midnight. i want to watch it again but I’m scared I’ll shit myself next

[cryaotic]

This is why I love this Zoobe shit. It’s magical.

[kyleehenke]

it’s that time of year again

[moshbrotatoes]

what she says: im fine

what she means: I been actually thinking about some shit about the Army and Navy what if tomorrow is the day that the fucking aliens came and invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to fuck with their shit? Like do we have the type of weaponry to fuck with their ships? So not at all, would they just walk up in this motherfucker laughin at us, and blastin at us and making everybody disintegrate and assimilate without a hint of intimidation? And can we be doin some shit to make they heart race? Granted I don't know the alien heart, like what the fuck would it be like? Would they be like Earth go hard? Or would it be just another conquest? Or would they be like damn earth go hard

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Nailed it

[6qubed]

[princesstigerbelle]

Now THAT is skill

[feistyfrank]

Team USA hotties get half-naked while reading gold medal-worthy pick-up lines

[mxnrique]

snl is becoming more and more self written every week.

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

Jessica Chastain scalped everyone

[pi4nobl4ck]

[anderwelt]

WATCH IT TILL TO END

[robinade]

Man: “I’ve now created the world’s largest functioning whoopie cushion!” *flops on it, creating a long farting sound*

*camera pans to nearby cat, looking deeply unamused*

[hoperesideswithinthismess]