*eye avatary sending you a mental image of jon and gerry in the little time they actually knew eachother before jon 'killed' gerry like he asked*
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*eye avatary sending you a mental image of jon and gerry in the little time they actually knew eachother before jon 'killed' gerry like he asked*
Gerry: Hey, cool teeth. Who was your dentist?
John:... I'm sorry?
Gerry: Your fangs. They are very well made, which dentist did them for you?
John: O-Oh! None actually. T-they kinda just... grew. *Smiles*
Gerry: ...What.
John: Yeah, after... Well, everything, i just woke up one day and... They were there!
Gerry: ...
John: ...
Gerry:...
John: ... A-are you okay?
Gerry: I HAD TO PAY 5.000 POUNDS TO GET COOL VAMPIRE TEETH AND YOUR FUCKING PATRON JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU????
John: please don't hurt me-
I think Gerry dying of cancer is kinda the funniest thing to happen. Y'all little Marty Stu dies like a fucking nerd. He lives a 'horrible and traumatizing' life (boo hoo your mommy skinned herself in front of you, get over it.) and like dies a like a fucking square. Probably alone. And Gertude knew about the tumor and didn't say anything about it. And then trapped him in a book. All y'all people who thought they were homies were wrong af, gerty hated his guts.
Jurgen on the other hand died a cool death. Brutal pipe murder? John getting blamed for it? Beautiful, magnificent, did much more for the plot. All Gerry did to expand the plot was explain things to us like we were children. It was boring and bland and stupid and removed all the mystery from the podcast. Jurgen's death showed us that Elias is a fucking ass. Also, the way Jurgen explained the Fears was much better. They are all different parts of the same thing.
Gerry fans can suck a dick. Gerrydelano is a little bitch. Buy gold.
Okay, but listen. AU where Gerard and Jon are dating and eventually Gerry has to introduce Jon to his Mom and it’s a weird balance between Mary resenting Jon for taking her son, and him being the Archivist, and Mary liking Jon’s style in how he’s ready to jump into a Buried Coffin and shake hands with Jude.
Oop?
I posted a thing?!?!
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Cuz I've been sitting on this a while in my drafts and figured y'all can at least have the first bit I've completed xD
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63490537/chapters/162690325
Enjoy????