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hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#soups of any kind #pineapple #fish and other sea produce except for eel when in sushi and sometimes calamari #milk chocolate #the long spaggetti noodles #avacado #prophet reblogs

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happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

#disability pride month #prophet reblogs

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Dating Ryland Grace headcanons (Ryland Grace x Reader)

• He leaves you for Rocky

#owie it hurts to laugh bc of the stutche si think #help i canr even smile too much at this and i want to #this is pogging through the lain all over again #holy i love this #project hail Mary #ryland grace #ryland grace x rocky #grocky #prophet reblogs

Having extremly vivid dreams is so silly bc what do you mean i get isekaied to my fav media atleast twice a week

#the rest of the week is usually other stuff thats fun too #but its strange ti just BE in different media sometimes #prophet talks #txt post #dreams #vivid dreams #also mb for beung inavtive 4 a bit still healing from the surgery. thenpuffy part on my cheek is mostly down but still cant eat most solids #or hot or spicy food dor another week and a half #olus on antibiotics #and thr lack of soid foods lessens what i can eat and how much so rlly tired 24/7

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thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

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mri accident is literally one of my biggest anxiety freakouts. i dont care about being in the tiny loud tube, im so scared of a secret piece of metal i dont know about in my body will tear through me like a knife through butter. what if i ate a quarter in my sleep

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Quarters George who eats a $10 roll of quarters every night is shredded into a fine mist my the MRI

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TIME TO POST ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE IMAGES!!!!

Back when I worked at the hospital, I had to take MRI training and it was my favorite thing every time. It was only like 10 minutes long and went a little something like this:

Hey. The MRI is basically a really big magnet and by basically I mean it is and we literally never turn it off. It's like really big. Really really big and powerful and The Magnet is always on. We don't turn it off Ever, for any reason. We mean it bro, The Magnet is literally always on. It's crazy strong and will definitely kill you. So don't bring any metal into the MRI room, man. You will fuck up the machine (because The Magnet is always on) and then you will die (again, because The Magnet is always on). Here's some fun questions for you to test your understanding!

1) The ______ is always on.

2) The Magnet is ______ on.

3) How often is The Magnet on?

4) The Magnet is always __.

5) The Magnet is always on. T/F

6) The Magnet is usually on but we know to turn it off for you because you're a very special boy :) T/F

7) My weak fleshy body can survive the wrath of The Magnet. T/F

8) Look at this 500 lbs steel hospital bed, which The Magnet has crumpled into an origami crane. Imagine if that was you.

9) Is The Magnet ever off?

10) Sometimes we turn The Magnet off. T/F

Thank you for taking MRI training. We hope you learned that The Magnet is always on, because it is. It's on Right Now and it will be on every time you come to the MRI. Have fun and remember: The Magnet is always on!

I love you MRI training. The Magnet is always on.

#as much as i love having mris done its so fycking scary bc i can feel the magnets pulling my non metal teeth out a bit #prophet reblogs #mri