man. still have NOT managed to get my hands on the book of bill because it's sold out literally everywhere over here, but have any of you seen the new 'how not to draw' vid on the disney youtube channel that features bill? it really got me thinking.
notes: fourth wall breaking, obsessive behaviour, unhealthy relationships, implied sexual content, implied mind control
it's heavily implied that the video takes place in a world where gravity falls is supposedly fictional, like our own. bill literally says he's going to break the fourth wall! because i'm a sucker for fourth wall breaks and characters being aware of their own fandom (to an extent), i simply just HAD to run with this scenario.
i just like the idea of 'you' being just a person, some totally, in the large scheme of things, insignificant human walking the earth. you have a tendency for escapism, perhaps. you have always been drawn to stories. you like gravity falls. maybe it was something you watched while you were younger and recently rewatched, or an interest that had never waned. regardless, bill cipher, charismatic and unapologetically evil villain that he is, is one of your favourites.
you doodle him on the edges of paper when you're supposed to be doing anything else. (regardless of anyone's artistic skills, it's not difficult to draw a triangle with a top hat and an eye, is it?) and in this world, you are hardly the only one who likes him, who, perhaps, ships himself with him, who thinks about him a lot. who makes drawings and writes or reads fic. you don't think it's all that unusual.
in a stroke of luck or, depending on how you look at it, the exact opposite, the universe's idea of a cosmic joke, you are the one to catch bill's eye. (it's, after all, much easier to infiltrate the dreams of someone who already has you on their mind. makes sense, doesn't it? a tentative, wavering link had been formed already.) there, in your dreams, he tells you what to say--triangulum, entangulum. meteforis dominus ventium. meteforis venetisarium--and the next morning, you remember it clear as a memory.
you do it. for funsies. why wouldn't you? you don't expect it to actually work. he's a fictional interdimensional demon. why would it work? but much to your surprise, and horror, because surely a screw must've gotten loose for this to be happening, one of your little doodles has life blown to it. as a response to your summon, a tiny little bill cipher darts across your paper, alive but still confined.
(you've given him an in. now, he only has to take the crack you've opened for him, dig his fingers in, and tear it open.)
oh, he'll be funny! he'll be exactly what you thought of him. perhaps he even voices a line of dialogue you swore you wrote down somewhere days prior. yes, he's read whatever you wrote or read, whatever you looked at. he's keeping it himself for now. it's not easy to inflate his ego further, but you might have succeeded. rather than a meatbag, bill first looks upon you with the eye of someone presented with a puppy. fundamentally lesser, but capable of being something with the right training.
he urges you to make a deal with him and the promise he'll act out whatever fantasy you've been cooking up in that brain of yours, even if it's gross and weird and physically impossible!
he'll warp your dimension to make all of it possible!!! it's great!!! don't worry about it!!!!!!
…you don't do it. you don't touch the paper. you've seen the show, and you aren't stupid. bill nearly balks. he'd expected you to be the easiest mark of all time, but he suppose he forgot that even puppies have teeth. that's fine. he can work with this. because even though you have not let him in yet, and you refuse to shake his hand through the paper, you don't seperate yourself from him just yet.
you could oh so easily take the piece of paper he's on and throw it in the nearest shredder. or set him on fire. in you, he recognises lingering curiosity, and the excitement at having stood out, at being chosen, in one way or another. it's not hopeless yet.
he can play a bit of a longer game, then. he's been at this for a long, long time. he'll tolerate the paper he's on being folded into a little square and tucked into your breast pocket, granting him a view of your life and the world you're living in. (all the time, his hunger grows.) your decision not to throw him away ends up being your downfall. spending so much time with bill, letting him joke around with you, complaining about your problems… it takes a while for you to realise that, for a while now, he has not been speaking out loud anymore, but instead through your mind.
a connection that cannot be cut has been formed in between two of you.
on bill's part, he had thorougly expected to be bored. but perhaps it's your genuine interest in him, not the things he's offering, which he does not often see. (he's been down this road before. won't end well. but...) the sheer mundanity of your life that makes him wish he could twist and turn it all around. or just a random alignment of the stars. the heart doesn't always follow logic. in this scenario, at some point, bill realises that he has become genuinely invested in you, too. and at that point, you'll never manage to slip away. he's already dug in his heels in your mind far enough. you had no adequate protection.
he still wants to take over your world. he still wants to escape the discomforting flatness of the paper you've summoned him in. but, perhaps, you two could share that meatsack of a body of yours, before things get that far.
AO3 if you prefer
For the weekly Mystery Shack discord prompt!
GN reader x Ford
SFW
Fluff/Angst
Stanford [Pre-portal]
While he’s away he always sends you letters and postcards.
Sometimes it’s every other day and sometimes you might not hear from him in weeks.
But his letters are never dull.
Always bursting with excitement over the things he’s seen and learned since moving to Gravity Falls.
He’ll send cute or cheesy postcards. You have a small collection you keep as keepsakes, as well as other strange things he deems worthy of sending you. You have a little glass jar of unicorn hair.
You enjoy his letters even if they end rambly and nonsensical as he gets taken away by how excited he is, it’s always nice to know he’s having a good time.
Sometimes, however, you do worry. The darker things he will speak about in his letters, how not everything is so magical and whimsical over in Gravity Falls. You always write back with worry, but he will always assure you he’s fine.
The sound of your letterbox piques your interest and you set down your cup of tea to investigate. You weren’t expecting anything in the mail? Sitting on your doormat is a chunky-looking envelope and you can’t help but smile knowing exactly who it’s from. You pick it up and realise it has some weight to it.
You open the envelope and pull out all the different things. A thick whad of written pages, a map of Gravity Falls that he’s put coloured dots on, no doubt to correspond to various parts of the letter, a page of handcrafted puzzles he thinks you’ll enjoy. He’s even drawn a few pictures for you, the anomalies he’s spotted and been able to study that he thinks you'd find cute or cool. Also in the bundle is a cute postcard of the sleepy town.
Stanford Pines loves to ramble, more so on paper.
You prepare yourself another drink as you get comfy in your armchair and start to read over the many things your long-distance boyfriend has sent you. His handwriting is always beautiful, even when he’s in a rush or writing so much that it almost falls off the bottom.
There were so many pages to get through and you loved every single one. His excitement was always palpable and as much as it made you miss him more, it made you happy to know he was thriving and doing what he wanted.
You reached the last page and you couldn’t help but grin. He wanted you to move out there and be with him now that he was mostly settled. You gripped the page and felt your heart beat faster. It would be a big move but it was to be with Ford. You also longed for the thrill of adventure and getting to explore the strange world of Gravity Falls together? You wanted that, wanted to be with him again.
You started to write back to him, saying you’d sort out things before coming to join him, you’d let him know when you were on your way so he could prepare. You posted the letter and couldn’t feel happier, the promise of a new start and the next level of your relationship with Ford.
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As time passed, you grew worried about Stanford. It had been almost a month since you’d gotten a letter from him, since he’d invited you to join him. He wouldn’t pick up his phone, it was left to ring and ring and ring. The last time you’d tried it had sounded like someone had picked up and put it straight down.
You kept sending letters, hoping to hear something from Ford.
Every day you felt the unsettled feeling in your gut grow. Did something bad happen? Did he just not love you anymore? You were packed and ready to go, maybe if you showed up at his door, you’d finally have the answers you were desperately looking for.
That morning, a letter came. Small, flat, the envelope was crumpled and creased.
In a messy, large font, scribbled and scrawled, ink smeared across the paper, read ‘DON’T COME LOOKING FOR ME’
HIIII could I get some poly gf x bf x reader headcannons? If not some separate gf x bf headcannons would be OK!!! :]
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Polyamorous Relationship Headcanons with BF and GF ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
They are a chaotic bunch, a silly, lovable, but chaotic at times. Though I'm sure you can handle them.
With how BF has Daddy Dearest on his ass due to his relationship with gf I have the feeling you would also be in a bit of trouble too, though GF wouldn't let either of you get hurt from whatever her dad is plotting, so your safe with her :>
GF likes to organise dates for the three of you, whether that's carnival dates, on the beach, some fancy restaurant (that gf uses her dad's credit card to pay for the food) and many more. She likes to make a lot of memories and even has a photo book of pictures of all of you!
With BF he's a bit of an airhead but has a lot of energy radiating of him never less. He always makes sure you and GF are happy and in a good mood. If your not he'll try cheering you up with hugs and kisses and comforting words (or start singing)
He also likes to take you along with him and GF for rapping battles. Then you'll just end up getting food later.
BF also likes taking you guys to the movies. A lot, but he never really tells you until last second cause her forgot.
GF also wears lipstick so you and BF always end up with lipstick marks all over your faces, BF once also wore the lipstick and kissed you both. It was funny ngl.
But overall they are a excitable bunch to be around! And they love making memories and going on adventures that'll have you talking about it all week!
I'm an aspiring writer who hopes to improve my work-- and, in order to do so, I've decided to start this blog! What better way to get better at something you love than tying it with something else you love--fandoms and pop culture? Which is where you guys come in!
The Basics
What I'll be writing:
• X Reader stories / headcanons
• general headcanons
• shortfics / one-shots
❤️Specific things I will write: readers of all genders, fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, hurt/no comfort, crack, poly, some darker topics [feel free to ask if you're unsure!] such as yandere, yumeships, "x-like reader", and more! If you want me to write it, just ask.
💔Things I won't write: smut, pregnancy (sorry, I just feel like it'd be a bit of a sticky topic to write), rpf, incest/stepcest, and excessively disturbing/triggering content (e.g., rape).
Please respect my boundaries here! If you're unsure if it's okay to request something, just ask. I'll be more than happy to answer! I can't possibly list all the things I'd like to write, so what you're seeing here is just to start.
Fandoms
I'm in dozens of fandoms, so I can't possibly list them all! However, here's all the ones I'll write for the most; if you're unsure if I know some other fandom or not (or feel comfortable writing it), feel free to ask!
Bungou Stray Dogs, Reverse 1999, Milgram, Alien Stage, Chainsaw Man, Vocaloid (if that counts!), My Hero Academia, Hetalia, Gravity Falls, Persona 5, Twisted Wonderland, Jujutsu Kaisen, The Legend of Zelda, Studio Investigrave, Wuthering Waves.
These are the ones I'm most comfortable with writing for because I'm the most familiar with all the characters. :) In terms of specific characters, I don't really have any boundaries in terms of which ones I'll write. I'd like writing for anybody!
IMPORTANT!
Please do not copy, repost, rewrite my work without my own permission. Plagiarism is a serious offense and I'd rather not see my own hard work get claimed by someone else. Thank you, the management.
uhh platonic request??? reader kinda getting adopted by stanley pines after starting work at the mystery shack?? maybe they're generally a nervous wreck and stan tries to help them calm down a little bit
Stanley scratches his neck, a little unsure how to help. He’s seen dipper get like this, but never quite to this extent. Besides that point, the boy is an adult now that knows how to handle any inner issues he deals with, so he hasn’t had to deal with this in many years. “Hmm…” he puts a finger on his chin, in thought. “How about…” he pauses, thinking about it a bit more. “We just stay inside today! You can play that video game you’re always talking about! And heck! I’ll even play with you! Will that make you feel better?” he says quickly, before rubbing your head and messing up your hair. “You don’t even have to work today, if it’s making you that nervous.” he says, giving you one of his smiles to hopefully ease your mood. Honestly, Stanley is not good at this. Maybe he should get his brother in to help…
I see you've stumbled across this blog. Perhaps you were desperately searching for a oneshot of your unliked favorite character? Maybe you wanted headcanons? Or were you looking for memes? Stupid little things?
Whatever your situation, you've come to the right place.
In this pinned post, you will find rules, a fandom list, and what I will and will not write. All in one post, just for your convenience.
Who am I?
You can call me Alex. I use exclusively he/him and they/them pronouns, but he/him is preferred. I'm trans. I frequently go on writing breaks, as I get burnt out a lot.
Rules
Give TWs on potentially triggers asks/requests
No pedophilia/MAPs/etc
No zoophiles
No homophobia, transphobia
No racism
No ableism
Be nice (constructive criticism is welcomed)
Fandom List (Fandoms I shall write for)
Death Note
Gravity Falls
The Owl House
Higurashi When they Cry
Doki Doki Literature Club
Undertale (NO AUS)
Five Nights at Freddy's
What I will write
Yandere
Fluff
Angst
Moderate gore
Oneshots (not right now though. Will change this when I am)
Headcanons
x reader
What I will not write
Smut
Minor x adult
"Lolis" whether they are "actually six thousand" or six
Incest
Just proship/comship in general tbh it makes me uncomfy
Absurd gore
-This blog is kin, link, therian, and system safe. Even y'all problematic fictives or kins-
Could I request a Boyfriend, Girlfriend, and Pico(poly or separate) with a s/o who likes to draw them? Like, a couple of the pages will be filled with little doodles or full on portraits.
Anon of 🥚
sure ya can!! *glances at the pico and bf fictives in our system who draw each other all the time* - carol
~ GF, BF and Pico (Separate) with a S/O Who Likes to Draw Them ~
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GF:
"Hey, what do you draw all the time?"
You flinched, covering your doodle page as you glanced up at GF, your heart beating
"Huh? Oh, uh, random stuff-"
She just rose a brow, putting a hand on her hip before peeking at the sketchbook
In a blink of an eye, she snatched it from your hands, looking it over
She then flushed slightly, laughing
"You draw me? Aw honey, that's so sweet! You make me look really good!" Endless compliments from her-
BF:
PICO:
"Beep?"
You glanced up as BF put his mic on the seat next to you, tilting his head at you
"Ah, what I draw?...Nothing much, ha!"
You just covered your sketchbook with a red face, looking away
He just huffed, grabbing his mic and tapping your head
You brought your hands up to swat him away, which gave him a chance to grab your sketchbook
"...B-BEHP? BOP BEEP!" He thinks they're really good and gets a bit too excited-
"Yer always focusin' on that book of yours, what do ya draw?"
You glanced up as Pico spun his gun in his hand, peering cautiously at your sketchbook
"Ah! Just. Random things-"
He just narrowed his eyes at you, muttering "Bullshit." before grabbing it from you-
He's skilled at snatching things after all-
He flipped through the pages, looking through them before letting out a chuckle
"Aw, ya draw me? You're so corny, I love it-" Kinda makes fun of you but he loves it!
