POLY RELATIONSHIP WITH DAN AND SERENA
Summary: how a poly relationship would work between the upper-east sides IT couple.
Warnings: lemon//jealousy//typical gossip girl shenanigans//obsessive behaviour//nsfw//voyeurism
Reader: Gn!Reader
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“NO ONE COMPARES TO YOU”
Dan and Serena have always had an on and off relationship, their close friends and family already used to the drama that surrounded the couple.
Everyone in the upper east side knew of them.
The couple that shocked everyone when they got together.
The couple that chased after each other for years.
The couple whose other relationships ended because of each other.
They all became used to their push and pull game.
So when you suddenly enter the picture?
Consider them surprised.
But luckily for them, it means more drama.
Dan and Serena are extremely possessive over you. At least one of them has to have their hands on you at all times, especially during public events. You are not leaving their side.
It can get over-bearing, especially when you’re trying to hang out with your friends..
their jealousy comes off strong.
They can’t stand seeing someone else stand so close to you—as if you don’t already belong to them.
You have the upper east side couple wrapped around your finger, why would you need anyone else?
That’s what leads to arguments between the three of you.
You fight for your freedom and insist they calm it down but they team up against you.
Often leads to them somehow having you underneath them in bed.
You fold every time.
If you ever threaten to break up with them, they will go crazy.
Serena would give you silent treatment for a week before begging. She hates your silence even more.
Dan would join her in her begging, hands caressing your arms in a comforting manner and hugging you tight when you agreed to stay.
Other than that, it’s pretty much..okay.
Sometimes they get more involved with each other because they have so much history and are still adjusting to having a third.
You don’t mind as much seeing as that allows you to be by yourself more without their overwhelming attention.
Every single date, they pay.
You never have to take out your card. Better yet, just bring your phone and some lipgloss. Leave your wallet at home, you won’t be needing that.
Serena shows her love through extravagant gifts because that’s all she’s used to. She buys you so much clothes, jewellery and indulges your hobbies.
Serena buys you an ‘S’ and ‘D’ necklace so everyone in the upper east knows who you belong to.
Makes her so happy when she sees you wearing it. Sometimes jumps on you like an excited puppy seeing a treat.
If you ever want to get into modelling, acting, singing or other careers, Serena will use her connections to help you get what you want.
Seriously, she has so many people on her cell.
Consistently posts you on all her social media because why the hell not?
A picture of you and Dan become her profile picture.
Serena loves dragging you out of her college classes and making out with you in some closet like horny teenagers.
She unbuttons your shirt and her hands squeeze your parts harshly, tongue slipping in your mouth as she deepens the kiss.
Serena purposely leaves the door unlocked so someone (hopefully Dan) comes in and catches them.
Which leads to another thing, Serena loves it when Dan watches the two of you have sex or be intimate in general.
It makes her feel all fluttery inside.
Dan Humphrey is the partner you could just sit and rant to.
He enjoys listening to you as that’s one of the ways he shows his love.
Sometimes places your head on his lap and plays with your hair, smiling down at you with love clear as day in his eyes.
Takes candid pictures of you and prints them so he can have it inside his pocket at all times.
Once or twice has jacked off to them privately. Sometimes getting Serena to help him out or maybe you if you catch him.
Seeing as he's gossip girl, he loves posting you in a positive light. Though sometimes he’ll be willing to post not so nice things…
Just so no one gets suspicious!!
If you’re a book lover, Dan will host book clubs for the two of you (three if Serena wants to join). The two of you will chat about the books and he’ll recommend all his favourite.
Overall, Serena and Dan love their little third!
No matter how toxic the relationship grows or how far they may grow apart from each other, they’ll always come back just for you.
You’re their angel.
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