GIFS NOT MINE. THIS IS ALL FICTION.
Genre(s): bullet point / supernatural!au / humour
Group(s): NCT
Pairing(s): None
Summary: Just a bullet point my friends and I made one evening
Warning(s): None
[Masterlist]
Okay, first of all
this household consists of all supernatural guys
they have a coffin-shaped shoe rack, bags of blood lying in the fridge, floating books
they try to hide the blood in plain sight
like a clear pitcher with blood labelled ‘strawberry juice, do not touch’
blood sausage but it’s more clotted blood shaped like a sausage
popsicles and ice cubes made out of blood
there lives this really pale guy that works at day and goes to night school and never seems to sleep
that’s vampire!Taeyong
he’s not the ‘I’m a thousand years old emo vampire without feeling’ kind
more the ‘I turned 40 years ago. I’m still learning and soft’
he has a fascination with lava lamps
nobody knows why
there’s also merman!Johnny
he’s a freshy, so they build a pond in their backyard to not raise suspicion
it bubbles and has steam and johnny just enjoys being outside
but he prefers the bathtub in the bathroom right next to his and wizard!Kun’s room
him flooding the bathroom floor and the rest always complain about it
they bang the door so Johnny can hear them bc he has the speaker on full volume
Ghost!Haechan just pops his head through the door to tell Johnny to hurry tf UP
ugh Johnny man, idk if you hear them but you need to get outta here quick bc Kun needs the bathroom to pee
Even tho there are like five other bathrooms in the house, he needs to use that one because the seat is charmed to be heated
and johnny likes the tub there bc it's the biggest so they always fight about it
Haechan pulling a moaning Myrtle in hp 4 and getting in with him. He just shimmies his shoulders and gives Johnny a smug smirk
hey fishy fishy / Mr fish / Mr fishyyy
then vampire!Taeyong would just stare at them, shrug, and goes to his room to sleep
let’s move on to Ghost!Haechan
he died just three days before he turned 18 so he’s stuck at 17
he likes to wear white duvet covers with a pair of sunglasses or a hat
annoys the living shit out of everybody
just walks through walls, invading their privacy
wizard!Kun and sorcerer!Ten always shake their head when Haechan moonwalks through their room
wizard!Kun and his cousin sorcerer!Ten don’t know how they got wrapped up in this mess
they both own a black cat named Eleven
Kun’s more into potions and Ten into spells
Kun owns a small potion shop on the supernatural part of town
he also makes scented candles in his cauldron and putting it in smaller cauldrons to sell
Ten sometimes helps in the shop but prefers not to
he rather flies around on his broom and casts small spells on unsuspected pedestrians
it’s nothing big, just childish fart spells and other kinds of silly spells
he only hexes people who hurt him or his loved ones
werebunny!Doyoung was once the victim of one of those spells of Ten
he couldn’t take one step without farting rainbows
even when he was in bunny form, he let out these really small nuggets of rainbows
he owns an English bulldog to protect him once he’s in bunny mode
even though that dog wouldn’t hurt a fly
Haechan wanted to name him Poopy but Doyoung named him Harry
Haechan still calls him Poopy, and the pup listens to it
Friday evening is cocktail evening
they would so totally have a bar
otherwise, the spellcasters won’t survive
Taeyong and Doyoung sitting outside under a pitch-black parasol with shades on their nose sipping bloody marries
only Tae’s is made from real blood
Doyoung accidentally taking Tae’s drink and takes a sip
Taeyong how many times do I have to tell you to LABEL YOUR DRINK
Doyoung, we’re outside! And it’s in a wine glass AND I DON’T BRING MARKERS WITH ME
I DON’T CARE. GO TO KUN AND ASK FOR A POTION YOU CAN PUT IN YOUR GLASS SO I CAN DIFFERENTIATE IT FROM MINE
[part 3] ghost!donghyuck living with you would include:
So I think we need a separate post just to clarify how soft ghost!donghyuck is
Like he is a literal BABY AND IT'S SO CUTE IM-
so let's go back to the time where you had no clue he existed yet for a second
Just imagine Lee Donghyuck at his very softest that's what ghostie hyuck is like
There's been a few times where he was literally so sad that he scared you, that he even shed a few tears
He'd obviously never admit that to anyone
But it definitely happened
For example one time
This was when he was still very new and he hadn't been around you for a long time
He accidentally let the door slam shut which naturally scared you a LOT IMAGINE THAT FOR A SECOND
And he was so worried because he scared you that he had to hide away in the attic and cry for a while
Baby hyuck just sat on the floor wiping his wet cheeks with his hands
But after that he came to check on you straight away and when he saw that you were completely fine he was so relieved that he almost started crying again
Honestly ghost tears are one of the cutest things I can't describe why it's just-
Apart from that time though, ghost!hyuckie usually laughs a lot
You'd be sitting, watching TV and he would just be sitting on the couch next to you
It's honestly a shame you can't see him because his cuteness is OVERWHELMING
And he'd have to try really hard not to laugh out loud when something funny happens on TV
The brightest smile would be on his face and his cheeks would be all glowy and rosy from keeping his laughter in
Sometimes he'd even put his hand in front of his mouth to stop himself and that's SO PURE
And whenever he would laugh out loud by accident he'd get super shy because of the confused look on your face from where the laugh came from
He'd be quiet for a while after that
But it wouldn't last long because when another funny scene comes on the whole thing would happen again
DONGHYUCK👏IS👏JUST👏A👏BABY👏OKAY
Obviously he would be a savage and prank you all the time
But mostly he's just a boy with a very big crush who gets shy really easily and is very very soft