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Supernatural!housemates

GIFS NOT MINE. THIS IS ALL FICTION. Genre(s): bullet point / supernatural!au / humour Group(s): NCT  Pairing(s): None Summary: Just a bullet point my friends and I made one evening  Warning(s): None [Masterlist] 

Okay, first of all

this household consists of all supernatural guys

they have a coffin-shaped shoe rack, bags of blood lying in the fridge, floating books

they try to hide the blood in plain sight

like a clear pitcher with blood labelled ‘strawberry juice, do not touch’ 

blood sausage but it’s more clotted blood shaped like a sausage

popsicles and ice cubes made out of blood

there lives this really pale guy that works at day and goes to night school and never seems to sleep

that’s vampire!Taeyong

he’s not the ‘I’m a thousand years old emo vampire without feeling’ kind

more the ‘I turned 40 years ago. I’m still learning and soft’

he has a fascination with lava lamps

nobody knows why

there’s also merman!Johnny

he’s a freshy, so they build a pond in their backyard to not raise suspicion

it bubbles and has steam and johnny just enjoys being outside

but he prefers the bathtub in the bathroom right next to his and wizard!Kun’s room

him flooding the bathroom floor and the rest always complain about it

they bang the door so Johnny can hear them bc he has the speaker on full volume

Ghost!Haechan just pops his head through the door to tell Johnny to hurry tf UP

ugh Johnny man, idk if you hear them but you need to get outta here quick bc Kun needs the bathroom to pee

Even tho there are like five other bathrooms in the house, he needs to use that one because the seat is charmed to be heated

and johnny likes the tub there bc it's the biggest so they always fight about it

Haechan pulling a moaning Myrtle in hp 4 and getting in with him. He just shimmies his shoulders and gives Johnny a smug smirk

hey fishy fishy / Mr fish /  Mr fishyyy

then vampire!Taeyong would just stare at them, shrug, and goes to his room to sleep

let’s move on to Ghost!Haechan

he died just three days before he turned 18 so he’s stuck at 17

he likes to wear white duvet covers with a pair of sunglasses or a hat

annoys the living shit out of everybody

just walks through walls, invading their privacy

wizard!Kun and sorcerer!Ten always shake their head when Haechan moonwalks through their room

wizard!Kun and his cousin sorcerer!Ten don’t know how they got wrapped up in this mess

they both own a black cat named Eleven

Kun’s more into potions and Ten into spells

Kun owns a small potion shop on the supernatural part of town

he also makes scented candles in his cauldron and putting it in smaller cauldrons to sell

Ten sometimes helps in the shop but prefers not to

he rather flies around on his broom and casts small spells on unsuspected pedestrians 

it’s nothing big, just childish fart spells and other kinds of silly spells

he only hexes people who hurt him or his loved ones

werebunny!Doyoung was once the victim of one of those spells of Ten

he couldn’t take one step without farting rainbows

even when he was in bunny form, he let out these really small nuggets of rainbows

he owns an English bulldog to protect him once he’s in bunny mode

even though that dog wouldn’t hurt a fly

Haechan wanted to name him Poopy but Doyoung named him Harry

Haechan still calls him Poopy, and the pup listens to it

Friday evening is cocktail evening

they would so totally have a bar

otherwise, the spellcasters won’t survive

Taeyong and Doyoung sitting outside under a pitch-black parasol with shades on their nose sipping bloody marries

only Tae’s is made from real blood

Doyoung accidentally taking Tae’s drink and takes a sip

Taeyong how many times do I have to tell you to LABEL YOUR DRINK

Doyoung, we’re outside! And it’s in a wine glass AND I DON’T BRING MARKERS WITH ME

I DON’T CARE. GO TO KUN AND ASK FOR A POTION YOU CAN PUT IN YOUR GLASS SO I CAN DIFFERENTIATE IT FROM MINE

the whole time snarky remarks

it’s a chaos

but they love each other, some way or another

[dongsxcheng]

MASTERLIST

feel free to request! 

read my rules before requesting please!

nsfw is marked with *

Taeil

- Sex with Taeil (male) (bulletpoint) *

Johnny

- Sex with Johnny (male) (bulletpoint) *

- Sex with Sub!Johnny (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- Sub!Johnny’s First Time (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- Needy Sub!Johnny Getting Flustered from Praise (male) (drabble) REQUEST

Taeyong

- Sex with Taeyong (male) (bulletpoint) *

- Sex with Sub!Taeyong (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- Taeyong x Reader Argue Whilst Furniture Shopping (neutral) (drabble) REQUEST

- Taeyong x Reader Join the Mile High Club (male) (drabble) REQUEST

Yuta

- Sex with Yuta (male) (bulletpoint) *

Kun

Doyoung

- Sex with Doyoung (male) (bulletpoint) *

Ten

- Secret Quickie During Rehearsals with Sub!Ten (male) (drabble) REQUEST *

Jaehyun

- Sex with Jaehyun (male) (bulletpoint) *

- Dom!Jaehyun Getting Turned on By His Boyfriend Dressing Provocatively (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- ‘They say loud moaners are the best singers’ (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

Winwin

- Sex with Winwin (male) (bulletpoint) *

- First Kiss with Winwin (neutral) (drabble) REQUEST

- Insecure Reader’s First Time with Soft!Dom Winwin (male) (drabble) REQUEST *

- Gay Relationship with Winwin (music playlist)

- Winwin Wears a Controlled Vibrator to School After Losing a Bet + Smut (male) (drabble) REQUEST *

Jungwoo

- Sex with Jungwoo (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- Lucas and Jungwoo Taking Care of You After a Surgery (neutral) (drabble) REQUEST

Lucas

- Sex with Lucas (male) (bulletpoint) *

- Dom!Lucas x Sub!Reader: Romantic First Time (male) REQUEST *

- Sex with Sub!Lucas (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- Lucas x Celeb!Reader: Exposed Relationship (male) (drabble) REQUEST

- Reader and Daughter Visit Lucas at Work (male) (drabble) REQUEST

- Lucas and Jungwoo Taking Care of You After a Surgery (neutral) (drabble) REQUEST

- Thigh Riding Lucas (male) (drabble) REQUEST

Mark

- Mark’s First Kiss with Reader (male) (drabble) REQUEST

- Sex with Sub!Mark (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

- Camboy!Mark AU (bulletpoint) REQUEST *

Renjun

Jeno

- Jeno Invites You over for a Date (male) (drabble) REQUEST

Haechan

- First Kiss with Haechan (neutral reader) (drabble) REQUEST

Jaemin

- Jaemin Visits After Being Away for Two Years (male) (drabble) REQUEST

Chenle

- Chenle’s Boyfriend is Hit By a Car & He Visits Him in Hospital (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST

Jisung

- Amusement Park with Jisung (male) (bulletpoint) REQUEST

- Jisung x Reader’s First Meeting (male) (drabble) REQUEST

[dongsxcheng]

Amusement Park with Jisung: Bulletpoint Headcanon (REQUEST)

male reader!!!

thank you for requesting!!! hope you enjoy!!

one of yours and jisung’s favourite things to do for a date was going to the amusement park

you didn’t get to do it very often

as it would be an all day experience and it wasn’t often that the both of you were free for a full day

jisung’s mood completely changes as soon as he sets foot in an amusement park

his face will light up and the atmosphere will take over him

you know that you better prepare for a very excited jisung all day

his favourite part of the parks is the fair-like stall games

like the games where you can win cuddly toys

you’d always go to these first before the big rides

he’d be super competitive

‘i bet i can get a higher score than you!’

which would lead to a lot of friendly competition throughout the day

sometimes even making bets

he’d take them really seriously

even getting pouty if he lost at something

but it wouldn’t last for very long

as you knew exactly what to do and say to cheer him up

‘next game?’

and then he’d run off, dragging you with him to the next stall

despite the occasional pouting, a wide smile would be spread across his face for the majority of the day

just from spending time with you and the buzz he got from being there

whilst you were playing a game, he’d often stand with his chin rested on your shoulder from behind

as he was aware that he couldn’t make your relationship too obvious

due to the controversy that a gay relationship would spark

but he still wanted to be as close to you as possible

so he settled for light touching like this

and similar actions like holding onto your arm whilst walking

he’d be a little scared when it came to rides

especially the bigger ones, like the roller coasters

but after some reassurance, he’d always get on them with you

and end up really enjoying them

the adrenaline would take over him as soon as he got on the ride

and he’d be screaming and enjoying himself throughout

with the widest smile on his face

this was also one of the times that you could be more cute with each other

as there was a possibility that you’d be in a car by yourselves

and this would mean holding hands and playfully messing around with each other

jisung would almost always ask if the two of you could eat before the roller coasters

because he gets hungry super quickly

especially because of how hyperactive he’d be

but you’d always tell him to wait a little longer

to which he’d start fake begging you

‘pleeeeeease y/n?’

‘no, jisung. wait until we’ve been on the rides, okay? then you can eat as much as you want’

he’d love to be whiny to you all the time

because it’d make you laugh at him

and he loved your smile and hearing your laugh

another way he’d do this would be by saying cheesy things

whether this be pick up lines or jokes

he just wanted to make you giggle

he’d like to use his day off as an excuse to eat as much food as possible

so you’d almost always go to a fast food place and order as much food as you both could handle

and you’d both naturally be so hyper together

so you’d both be laughing and stuff all the time

which would cause a few people to look at you weird

but neither of you would care

you just wanted to have fun together

however childish this meant you had to be

after spending the day at the amusement park, he wouldn’t want to let you go easily

so he’d insist that you go on a walk together in the sunset

somewhere private so that you could have some alone time, of course

and you’d just talk and laugh and be all cute with each other

with no risk of being caught by anyone

hand holding

lots and lots of physical contact

kissing, hugging, playing and messing around with each other

just anything childish that you two could do

and he’d end the day by dropping you off at your place

and asking you to text him so that he didn’t miss you too much