#ghost milk

[cloakeddragon]

Sannin chaos

Naruto: Why are all the Sannin going through the stages of grief in a corner? Shikamaru: They took one of those ‘Which Naruto character are you’ quizzes. Naruto: So? Shikamaru: Apparently they’re each other. Sai: And they don’t know how to deal with that. Ino: So far we have witnessed sulking, anger, denial, bargaining, shoving, depression, accusation, celebration, intoxication, asphyxiation, tantrums, pleading, another round of sulking, sucker punches, tears, three wild kunai, biting, constriction, summoning’s, two attempts at sage mode, shoes where shoes are not supposed to be, hairpulling, threats of getting Lord third involved and at one point they shoved their fingers into each other’s mouths and collectively screamed what sounded like “Suck it!” …or some variation of that. Oh! And a grimaces contest. Sai: All in the span of the last thirty minutes. Shikamaru: That’s an impressive amount of chaos concentrated into such a short amount of time. Ino: If it wasn’t so entertaining I’d ask them to kiss and make up but at this point I’m afraid of what they might do. There are some things the public shouldn’t have to see.

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

that was scary- have this to calm down

[magicalshopping]

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[kostektyw]

On ghost milk

(and by extension ghost cheese)

So thanks to me misreading a word in @its-like-im-not-even-there‘s post i spend most of today with the matters of ghost milk on my mind (and cheese, but you need milk first) and how would it be possible

 and my thoughts so far are:

if we go the “ghost are previously alive beings” way, we’d need said being to retain some bodily functions after death, which, uh, ya kno, death usually means the end of those, but its not entirely out of the pictures since we know ghosts do “bleed”, even if its ectoplasm. also: some ghosts can fully shapeshift and most can manipulate the shape of their form somehow, maybe that could make it work?

then we have the ghosts whos been implied to be ghosts since their creation, i. e. : ghost born as ghosts, and the whole “ghosts are just monsters from another dimension” thing, which amount to more or less the same: we’d need ghosts to be mammals. but theres also the question: do they even need to eat/feed their young? it would seem they are able to eat, and then theres the far frozen, which has both a medical facility and is mentioned to have a restroom, so could we assume the ghost bodies to have some similar needs to our own and other living creatures unfortunately as for the mammal thing: i dont think we have anything to suggest it or otherwise, since, from what i remember) there is just nothing about ghosts reproducion or their early life (i would be happy to be proven wrong tho,)

and the last option i came up with is that we dont need milk like we know it in our animals, we just need a liquid that A: comes fom a ghost, and B: behaves in a way similar to our milk and you could make cheese out it. we know ectoplasm in many different forms and states, so why not ectoplasm you can substitute milk with?

so thats where im at with this topic so far, id love to know other peoples thoughts

a bonus question is: where would vlad be most likely get his ghost milk from to make ghost cheese in his castle?

[cloakeddragon]

[During the 4th war] Tsunade: Didn’t you die? Orochimaru: That was weeks ago. Things change, get with the time. I’m back, I’m stronger. I’m prettier. I’m the OG bitch and I brought company. *gestures gayly at the previous Hokages*

[cloakeddragon]

Enemy Nin: I have your kunoichi. Jiraiya: What? Tsunade didn’t come on this mission… Enemy Nin: Then who just called me a sack of wasted intestines and spit in my face? Jiraiya and Sarutobi, simultaneously: Oh My God! You have Orochimaru!

[cloakeddragon]

[Three young Sannin, on a KIA retrieval mission, somewhere in the middle of nowhere.] Tsunade: You lost a corpse? Jiraiya: I didn’t lose it. It got away from me. Tsunade: How? It damn well didn’t get up and run off! Jiraiya: Sort of did a drop and roll. But I found some booty and a bag of medicaments instead. Tsunade: You Lost Our Corpse!! Orochimaru: …You jeopardized our mission success for sex and drugs? Jiraiya: The drugs were unintentional. I couldn’t just leave a bag of assorted pharmaceuticals unattended. Anyone could’ve picked it up! Orochimaru: Yeah, …You did. Tsunade: Guys! Forget the drugs! What about our corpse!? Orochimaru: Forget the corpse. It ain't nothing special. These drugs on the other hand, endless possibilities. Tsunade: You're picking drugs over a corpse? Orochimaru:*rummaging through the bag* Yes. Tsunade: ... *Checks Orochimaru for a fever*

[cloakeddragon]

In Naruto stomachs are a different kind

Toad: I have a Jiraiya inside my stomach. Naruto: I have a fox, a toad and a crow inside my stomach. Jiraiya: I summon the inside of a toad's stomach. Orochimaru: I have a weapons pouch inside my stomach and some other stuff, it's basically my purse.