#ghost posts

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[trans-yllz]

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit

[theghostwitchzone]

benny gecko posts are like

*fanart of benny in the sluttiest pose you’ve ever seen*

caption: i am going to run this man over with a train. twice.

[sweetfoamspirit]

Seltzer bubbling over Menthol to Madeleine like "he's so smart and thoughtful and calm and classy..." And mads is just like "yeah I can see how those traits are attracti-- hey wait a minute..."

[p0rc3la1n-h3art]

tired of your mansion NOT being haunted??? i can fix that!!!! for the low low price of free, i will move into your home!!! your market value will plummet!!!! your in-laws will never visit again!!!!

contact via ouija board if interested

[voodooya]

Art by Cosmiccj

[phantom-tastic]

Hallowed grounds