Caleb x f!reader, 900w, drunk reader, mentions of alcohol, slightly yandere Caleb, mentions of picking reader up, baby as a pet name
Caleb answers your call on the first ring, like you expect, like he’s sitting there waiting for you to call. And he probably is. You hear his voice lazy on the other end, his casual hey, baby makes you miss him even more.
“Caleb!” You exclaim into the phone, pushing your best friend away from you slightly as she giggles and tries to listen in. You shush her as she slurs her words, greeting Caleb drunkenly as she plays with your hair. You hear him chuckle on the other end of the phone. You speak again, “Caleb, hiiiiii.”
You’re slurring your words slightly. You’re not entirely drunk, but you’re getting there. It makes his chest tight, that he’s not there with you, that he can’t look after you.
“Caleb! We’re going to the strip club!” He hears from your end, your best friend blurting it out like it’s a secret. He can hear you laugh at her.
“Shhhhh, give me—Caleb, hi, are you there?” You take the phone back from your friend who stumbles out of the room before giving you a pointed look as she leaves.
“Hi, baby. I’m here.” He speaks, that soft voice he uses just for you.
“Hiiiii, hi, oh my god, I miss you.” You confess, “I am going to the strip club but no lap dances. I wish you could give me a lap dance.”
He can hear your pout over the phone. He wishes he was there so he could poke your bottom lip—so that he can bite it, “can you say that one more time so I can record it?”
“Never.” You say, “I miss you. I wish you were here. I can’t believe how much I miss you. I’ve never missed anyone like this before. Do you miss me?”
There’s that tightness in his chest again, the sound of your voice as you ask him that. If you said the word he’d be on a flight within thirty minutes.
“I miss you so much it’s like I can’t breathe.” He tells you, the seriousness in his voice going right over your head, too tipsy to notice.
“Yes! That! Exactly, I literally can’t breathe.” You exclaim, and he can picture you punctuating your words with your free hand, “what the hell is that? What did you do to me?”
“You are so cute—and so drunk.”
“I’m just a little tipsy, nothing to worry about.” You mutter.
“I always worry. It’s my job to worry.” How could he not? You’re hours away from him. You’re drunk. You’re in clubs and bars he has no access to, that he knows nothing about. He knows you’re not helpless. He knows your friends will look out for you. But he can’t help that pit in his stomach when you’re not around.
“Yeah, yeah. I know you do. With the cameras and all that.” You say it like an afterthought.
“What?” He freezes.
“The ones I have for my front and back door. I know you hacked them. I don’t know if you have access to others, maybe my laptop. Perv. If you wanted videos of me undressing, you could just ask.”
“I didn’t hack your laptop, baby.” He tells you, but he thought about it. You don’t keep it open though. “And the ones at your door…it’s just so I know you’re home safe—“
“I know, I know.” You say, almost dismissive. “Seriously, Caleb, it’s fine. Look, I know there’s this—part of you, like that dark thing inside of you. It makes you wanna keep me, like if you could, you’d lock me up with you forever.”
He can feel his heart in his throat. He was doing good, keeping it down, hiding it from you. Sure, he’s slipped up. He can’t help it, that dark look in his eyes. He knows you’ve seen it, but you don’t seem to be bothered by it. He figured you didn’t actually know what it was.
“And I need you to know that I get it, you know, it’s part of you. I love that part of you—I didn’t wanna say it for the first time over the phone but—” You sigh, “I love you, all of you, your gorey bits included. And I appreciate that you resist it sometimes so I can come to my best friend’s bachelorette party hours away from home.”
“Fuck.” He doesn’t know what to say.
“I’m not scared of it—or you. You don’t have to hold all that back with me. It’s why I called you, I want you to know I’m okay and I know you’ve got my location and everything I just wanted to be some extra reassurance.” He doesn’t know what he did to deserve you. He doesn’t know how to feel that this conversation happened over the phone while you’re miles and miles away. He wants to pick you up and take you home, and if you were in town he knows you’d let him. He’d carry you home in one arm with your shoes in the other. He’d hold you close all night long, fight sleep all night just to watch your chest rise and fall.
But to fly to you now would be crazy, so he just says, “god, I wish you were here. I’d kiss you silly.”
“Kiss me silly when I’m back home, please.” Your voice is softer now.
“Deal.”
“Okay, I have to go. We’re leaving. I’ll text you later, okay?” He can hear the commotion of your friends in the background, laughter loud over the phone as you struggle to hear him.
“Okay, baby.” He doesn’t want to let you go. “Hey—I didn’t wanna say it first over the phone either but, I love you, too.”
“Love you.” You say, again. “Bye, Caleb.”







