Adventures of Jason and Johan
Or, that awkward moment you find out your exs baby died so you find a baby and show him how big daddy you are. But turns out his baby is still alive and you take him from your shared exs house because she got to have a baby with him. And now you are raising then both while gaslighting his baby. By Minhkhoa Khan
In honor of me posting 200 posts and 50 people who stare at me. Heres a follow up to this post that got no likes
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Khoa, sweaty with Johan/Phantom-One at Talis frotn steps: i hear you found my sons twin brother
Heavily pregnant Talia in a bathrobe: I hope you dont mean this one, the other one yes. Ironically when ths little one was conceived.
Khoa: Finally, we can reunite them
Talia: Ooookay then, he is in the back. Be careful, he killed two men already with his pit rage
Khoa: my boy 🥲
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Jason: I dont remember having a twin
Khoa: Since when do you remember shit? Maybe the pit threw you off?
Jason: i dont know, i still dont know who this man is
Johan: Ja
Jason: Look how white he is
Khoa: all of you look white to me.
Jason: Im literally wasian
Khoa: Whats the w stand for?
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Khoa: This is terrible, when one eats the other doesnt. I cant get them to sleep at the same time. You have it easy with him *motions to a nursing Damian*
Talia, who had a crying baby up at 4: Take your mask off, i need to hit you
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Jason: When your dad said you were special o wasnt expecting this
Johan, disecting a human layer by layer with those magnifying/light glasses: What were you expecting?
Jason: i dont know, no eye contact??? Not the constant eye contact you have with each of my eyes hut only one at a time???
Johan: You are just a hater, anyways if i want to follow in our grandpas footsteps i need to learn the body.
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Jason: Come on, you're going to get us caught.
Johan, trying to feed a Caspian Tiger: Im going to get us caught? You stole the baby
Damain, 2 years old: Bitch
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Talia: I have very bad news
Khoa: Cant be that bad.
Talia:...
Talia: Bruce adopted shivas daughter
Khoa: THE ONE WHO IS ALL?
Talia: She is two months older than Jason
Khoa: TRIPLETS???
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Jason and Johan, clinging to each other: Whyyy, why must you seperate us again?
Khoa, tired: Because Jason is being sent to Gotham with your sister. You and i have a case in Taiwan.
Jason: i can take him to all-caste with me?
Khoa: Jason, no. You guys cant go together.
Johan: 🙂
Jason: Wrong way
Johan:☹️
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Talia, drunk: You know it makes sense
Talia: I got jason, you got Johan, its only fitting he got Cassandra as his clone.
Khoa: We need to restart the polycule.
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Jason, in gotham standing with Cass and Dick: I miss our brother
Dick:???
Jason: Not yours, mine and Cass's
Cass: What
Jason: Daddy-os ex boyfriend adopted a kid when i was adopted. We spent so much time together back when Damian was born
Dick: Who is dami-
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Johan: Jason‽
Jason: BROTHER
*they both then jump off their roofs and crash into each other in the middle. Before falling*
*Meanwhile*
Khoa, with a rose in his mouth: Hi handsome
Bruce: Im too tired for this.
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Anyways, triplets who slay hoods together stay together
Bonus:
Cassandra: Im orphan
Johan, who mastered english with Jason: Nice try, we are all orphans *high five*
Johan: Wanna see my ant farm?