Nov 13, 2022
Genshin Lesbian Ei
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Genshin Lesbian Ei
Ei: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Yae: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ei: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING AYAKA WITH ME
Kazuha, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now
They call me human calculator hahahah
Abyss Shenanigans
Hu Tao:*stretching*
Aether:🎶It’s that special time!🎶 *reading info* Floor 9! Normal atta-
Yoimiya:Let’s move out team!
Zhongli:Might as well.
Yun Jin:Yes!
Kokomi:Give us about five minutes.
Aether:Okay, we need a team 2. The chambers have a bunch of enemies.
Jean:I’ll go.
Kazuha:That makes two of us.
Sucrose:I…can help keep them all from attacking.
Mona: And I will gladly end it all.
Aether:That feels like overkill on many levels but I’m okay with that.
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Aether:I’m positive that was less than five minutes but I’m not complaining. Easy nine stars. Okay, Floor 10!
Ganyu:Hmm..why not? I rarely go in. I shall deal with the Herald.
Zhongli:I’ll keep her safe.
Kokomi:Same.
Sucrose:*looks around* …..*raises hand* Well…the enemies there tend to spread out. So…if that’s a problem I could possibly…
Zhongli:*pats head* We will keep you safe too.
Sucrose:*smiles* Then, I’ll help too!
Aether:We still need a first half.
Yoimiya:I got it!
Yun Jin:Ummm half our team is gone.
Yoimiya:Which is why I have many awesome combinations. Time for pyro supremacy! *pumps fist*
Bennett:Yeah! Let’s do it Yoimiya! Hi Yun Jin, name’s Bennett.
Yun Jin:Oh, I’ve heard a lot about you.
Bennett:I’m sorry…
Yun Jin:No they’re all good things.
Bennett:Oh thank goodness.
Yoimiya:Hey stranger~
Kazuha:*smiles* If we’re strangers then I wanna know how you treat your loved ones.
Yoimiya:*flustered gibberish*
Yun Jin:*red* Oh my…
Bennett:Yeah…they’re always like this…
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Aether:Half way down and perfect scores. Good job everyone. So, Yoimiya, the second half of chamber 11 hasn’t changed.
Yoimiya:Ah, I got it. Zhongli, Kokomi, Yun Jin, I hope you don’t need a break.
Kokomi:That’s our line. Thunder Manifestation is your endeavor. We just watch from a same distance.
Aether:Floor 11 increases normal attack by 50 percent.
Yoimiya and Yun Jin:Get ready for another 9 stars!
Zhongli:(Why is this abyss out on my and Ganyu’s rerun? Sure I can fight normally but…)
Aether:…..*smiles* I can feel you staring at me. *turns around*
Eula:There is nothing on this floor I can’t obliterate. Not to mention that buff.
Aether:There’s robots.
Ei:Meaningless.
Aether:Spectors and slimes?
Barbara:No problem!
Aether:Your shielder is gone.
Diona:And I better one showed up!
Aether:*smiles* Crush em!
EDEB:Yeah!!!
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Aether:I’m so proud of you.
Eula:Tsk, that means nothing. *standing proudly*
Ei:Hardly worth the effort. Eula blew up everything.
Diona and Barbara: (Those Spectors nearly blew us up right back.…)
Aether:Floor 12, first half is the boss rush again.
Yoimiya:*looks at team* Guys, I have a really good feeling right now. Like…I feel good. Better than last time we tried this.
Yun Jin:I am vastly stronger. I willing to see this through to the end!
Zhongli:Mind the Ruin Guards and their spinning this time.
Kokomi:Don’t hesitate with the Vishap. Stay near the edge I’ll keep you healthy.
Yoimiya:*smiles* Aww you guys.
Aether:Lastly, we the second half again. Oh boy. Geo rift hounds, Pyro Lector, Abyss heralds, and Maguu Kenki.
Hu Tao:Alright. Guess it’s finally my turn. I’ll dance with a little corrosion.
Albedo:Not alone you won’t, unless you plan on dancing all day.
Barbara:I’ll be your safety net. Besides, I don’t think you’re beating a lecture or Maguu Kenki without extra help.
Chongyun:*stands up* She’ll handle the pyro shields and I’ll get busy with the Herald’s. Just hit them hard and fast enough before things get risky.
Hu Tao:Aww, you’re coming too? I guess we really will be dancing our way through this.
Chongyun:Remember, you have no constant shield. Don’t get reckless and let me take the lead if you need a minute.
Hu Tao:Don’t worry, I know the drill. I won’t miss a step. *pinches cheek* always so serious. Afraid I’ll get hurt?
Chongyun:I just don’t want this taking forever!
Hu Tao:C’mon guys. You know me.
ABC:Exactly.
Hu Tao:Hey!
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She felt good, that’s what Yoimiya said. Maybe it was the repetition or perhaps or constant battles. All she knew was she didn’t flinch at the missiles, interrupt her combo, or feared the spinning Ruin Grader. She trusted the shield, was mindful of the spinning flags, and kept her feet close to the pulsing waves. Yoimiya twirled like she always did and lunched her arrow. A few more and they’d be done. She brought her bow back up to begin again, but found nothing but a fallen enemy, silent teammates and a number she had never seen before that snapped her out of the zone.
70,000k
Yoimiya:….
Zhongli:…..
Yun Jin:…..
Kokomi:…..
Yoimiya:*inhales* AAAAAHHHH~
Yun Jin:AAAAAAAHHHHH~
Kokomi:AAAAAAHHHH~
Zhongli:AAAAAAAHHHHHH~
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On the other side, a step was missed. What should’ve be a clean finishing blow became a chilling slash from a cryo phantom that left Hu Tao’s sight blurry as. As she fell back, the girl heard a scream. Warm hands wrapped around her and the feeling of a chilling blow was paid back tenfold as ice blades crashed onto the mechanical warrior with blooms or geo sealing the deal. The girl blinked slowly. She looked up to see a tired Chongyun looking down at her with worry while Barbara had already brought her back from the brink.
Chongyun:Didn’t I say be careful?
Hu Tao:S…Sorry. Thought I landed that hit.
Barbara:You always get antsy near the end.
Albedo:To be fair, it’s the Maguu Kenki. Playing it safe doesn’t exist with it.
Hu Tao:*red* Umm Chongyun?
Chongyun:Yes?
Hu Tao:You’re still holding me.
Chongyun:…..*let’s go* Sorry.
Hu Tao:What happens in the abyss, stays in the abyss.
Barbara:I don’t know. That scream was loud. I think it might’ve reached outside. I don’t think I’ve ever heard you scream.
Albedo:I know right. So passionate. “Hu Taooooooooo!”
Chongyun:*blushing* I wasn’t that loud! I- woah! Hu Tao!?
Hu Tao:*leans on him* I think…the wind is still knocked out of me. Aiya, that hit really blind sided me. I just need a minute.
Chongyun:*lifts her*
Hu Tao:Wha!? Hey, I’ll be fine. You don’t have to-
Chongyun:I want to. You’re tired and I should’ve been faster. Just rest. Not like you have the strength to object anyways.
Barbara:He’s right.
Hu Tao:*red*….Just…put me down right before we walk out.
Chongyun:I intend to. What happens in the abyss stays in the abyss.
Hu Tao:Very funny. *kisses cheek*
Barbara:Awwww
Albedo:(Well I’m definitely telling Xingqui and have to write down our progress so…)!?
Barbara:*staring* Albedo…
Albedo:…Sigh, I will write simple and brief report about without minor details.
Barbara:Thank you.
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Aether:Good job everyone. 33 stars in total. You’ll never hear me complain about that. Get some rest and I’ll personally go collect resources today. *walk away*
Yoimiya:Hmmm ya know if we were just a little faster…
“No.”
Yoimiya:Haha, I’m kidding, mostly.
It’s a cold blooded murder
Everyone:*stares at future Banners*
Ei:….*looks left* Listen, I-
Kokomi:Okay, so one of two things are about to happen. You are so popular that most people have you so they’ll wish for me, or you murder me for the second time.
Ei:They might pull for Miko and avoid us entirely.
Kokomi:…*tearing up* Cool, that’s fine. There’s a buffer window so they might still pull.
Breaking news! Hydro character, Ayato in the patch after!
Kokomi*crying* Aaahhh! I’m so doomed! Why is it always me!?
Ei:I…uhhh, there there…*hugs her* Everything will work out somehow. I’m sure your banner will be…mildly successful.
Miko:…Wait, if Ayato is coming then doesn’t that mean the next rerun is most likely Aya-
Ei:*throws shoe* Do not make this harder than it already is!
Miko:Uhh I meant, there’s nothing to worry about. *hugs Koko* You’ll do just fine.
Ayato:*watching* You ever accidentally kill someone in cold blood?
Ayaka:No.
Kazuha & Yoimiya:Yes you have.
Ayaka:Yes I have.
fuck you
my team
my comic
my dynamics
A break in the league art to show yall Ei
Eula:You and I shall be perfect partners!
Shenhe:…*holds Chongyun*
Eula:But-
Shenhe:He’s baby. I don’t make the rules.
Chongyun:I am not!
Shenhe:Precious young man.
Chongyun:Yeh!
Eula:But who else could be my perfect partner!?
Raiden:HAVE I NOT BEEN!?
Aether:I haven’t even pulled for anyone yet. Calm down guys…