Jun 4, 2016
@hesparks Lincoln just because I plan on disowning James doesn’t mean you can piss him off too.
@hellchained do not make me come over there && ground you.
@gingcrninja You can have all the chips you want if you help me separate them.
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@hesparks Lincoln just because I plan on disowning James doesn’t mean you can piss him off too.
@hellchained do not make me come over there && ground you.
@gingcrninja You can have all the chips you want if you help me separate them.
gingcrninja replied to your post: @gingcrninja + @hellchained [After he clicks send...
#lincoln wh y the f u ck
#I JUST B OUGHT THOSE FUCKING DORITOS WHITLEY.
Iɴ Tʜᴇ Aғᴛᴇʀʟɪғᴇ
@gingcrninja
It was peaceful here. Quiet.
Lincoln didn’t feel pain, didn’t feel worry.
As he walked, seemingly nowhere, he discovered he wasn’t growing tired, and he wasn’t in need of anything. It was nice, being dead. He even got to smoke a little something that had just appeared when he thought about it, growing out of the ground with a lighter. Okay, the real Afterlife was pretty awesome so far.
His feet came to a stop, blinking away the sight the appeared before him.
Full potato chip bags were growing out of the god damn ground. It was a literal field of chips. He knew who must being in this area.
“Alisha. Where the fuck are you, because I’m going to eat all of these and not gain a pound.”
gives @gingcrninja 3 bags of chips just because I like her character
alisha's come back to afterlife with like ten chow chows and they're currently causing chaos. u need to hide her from jiaying, lincoln
nope. he can’t. he’s too busy trying to figure out how the fuck she did it.
“Alisha, I have like 10 questions, and one of them is currently taking a pee in Jiaying’s garden.”
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#elektra n o
But they’re annoying!! or they’re in the way!! or she doesn’t like them!! or she just wants to fight people.
Before Daisy went through terrigenesis and came to Afterlife, the biggest problem Jiaying and Gordon had to deal with was Lincoln and Alisha being punk ass kids.
And you’d think you caught them both and had yelled enough, but then discover the original Alisha up at the lookout point smoking the rest of Lincoln’s weed and giggling that she didn’t technically get caught.
shoves gingcrninja @ u for the house rules B)))
FORGIVE ME FOR DOING THIS SO LATE I FORGOT.
Alisha is not allowed to use the supply of kale for anything that might short circuit the electric.
In case of a power shortage, kale is allowed to be used as a way of threatening lincoln to give free electricity.
COFFEE IS NOT ALLOWED. NO COFFEE AT ALL. YOU MUST GO OUT TO HAVE COFFEE.
Following on from rule 2, Alisha is never allowed to give Lincoln coffee again when Jiaying is not around to supervise
Do harm to the tea and you’re grounded
Backchat Jiaying and your grounded
If you’re in trouble that isn’t a health hazard (angry Lincoln does not count) then do not make it a house problem. You probably deserve what’s coming.
In event of angry or stupid lincoln then you have permission to kick his ass without fear of punishment
If there is a real danger then you must inform Jiaying. You will be grounded indefinitely if you try to cover it up and end up burning the house down.
BURN THE HOUSE DOWN AND LINCOLN WILL BE SENT TO AUSTRALIA AND ALISHA AT AFTERLIFE WITH NO CONTACT FOR A MONTH.
Meme is lost to time ;;@gingcrninja