#giovanni.ima

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This is what all the cat dads go through.

Giovanni is bewildered that mouse was even found, Nanu just looks exhausted as a Meowth swishes its tail pridefully, and Grimsley actually screams. There is not enough mouthwash in the world to cure him.

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What is his problem

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Considering that Giovanni is also a yakuza, and even more so that he is almost certainly Japanese and the extreme top of his group... He has tattoos all over his body. The mock neck helps cover them...

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Giovanni seems to LOVE parenting children who are not his actual child. He’s truly a step father at heart

I'm going to take his son at this point. That's my boy now. He can't have him back. He's getting ice cream.

(Tbh, seeing as Silver is his technical heir if he ever wanted to take over Rocket – Would Giovanni be like: "oh yeah you have an adopted brother in Kalos lol")

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Has anyone ever went up to either Grimsley or Nanu, and said "You know, that thing would eat you if you died?" while pointing at Liepard or any of the Meowths?

I am certain no one has said that to Giovanni, at least.

Looker says it to Nanu. Nanu just nods. He is fine with being sustenance to them. At least then, he would feel more worth something.

Marshal says it to Grimsley, who just scoffs. That would be his luck, but also... He has other pokemon that might eat him. His Houndoom, his Sharpedo, his Krookodile. There are many pokemon he has that might just eat him.

If someone says it to Giovanni, he says, "Oh, well, if you think she has a taste for human flesh... Why not feed her some?" The person will regret their words.

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I've always viewed RR! Giovanni as pretty close to Silver since he never went through the whole beaten by a ten year old self-imposed retirement.

So, whenever Silver is being a bitch to him in Masters, I like to imagine he is just very confused. What did he do in this world to make his son so upset with him? He is so proud of his strength. Silver's secret biggest fan.

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Archer and Giovanni threesome...? Giovanni would think it was amusing to see his right-hand man try to square up to him, yet it is clear his eyes on him and not his partner. Archer is also desperate to impress and please.

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I fear now we need all of the men navigating NNN. My beloved man Cyrus would see no problem with the challenge and would probably call it dumb

Cyrus is victorious by default. His low libido makes it no challenge, after all. Though, he absolutely is not actively participating. He finds the concept dumb and sees no reason to indulge it. He just wins because he does not ever really seek sex unless it's to appease his partner or to cope with horribly strong emotions. Basically, as long as you don't demand sex nor does anything make emotions run high, he's winning without trying.

Grimsley is dying but trying his absolute damnedest. The gambler has the highest libido of the group and is the resident manwhore (before settling down with his partner… who now has to deal with his sexual appetite). Despite this, however, he loves a challenge. If you offer a bet to him about making it through November like this, he will agree. The price you pay will likely be something insane. He is surprisingly resolute about it all. He has trained himself to hide his emotions, after all. Teasing him seems ineffective. Though, he can and may break. In truth, it is a battle of his love of gambling versus sex.

Colress agrees. Why? Well, for one, he believes he can do just fine without sex. But, also, because this is valuable data! How will your bond with one another change due to the lack of sex? How will you react? How will he feel? He has read plenty of studies on the supposed benefits, but he is eager to see if they truly are to occur. Basically, November becomes a personal study for him. Be ready to he observed (as usual).

Nanu grumbles and says no. He is not having his schedule and sexual proclivity dictated by some internet meme. He is too damn old for that. If you want to go in on it, be his guest. He has handled his own needs before, and he can handle them now. Will not participate and cannot be convinced.

Lear is bewildered, but it is a challenge. He scoffs and says that seems easy enough. A month without sex or masturbation? Nothing in comparison to his training to be king. Behold his kingly restraint! (He breaks down halfway in and demands that you stop, too. He is about to snap.)

N doesn't know what you're talking about. He just blinks. Going without nuts for a month? He supposes that some people with nut allergies deal with this for a lifetime, so a month should not be impossible. Do not try to explain further. It is not worth it. He can win by default, too, since he's not inclined towards sex. He mostly meets his partner's needs in that department.

Volo squints his eyes at you. Why are you proposing this to him? He feels as if you are messing with him. Even if you try to explain, there is little to do to convince him. Wager the Azure Flute or something, and he might agree. His willpower is quite terrifying solely towards Arceus. Otherwise, he is not giving up sex for some frivolous challenge. Even pulling the Arceus's Chosen card fails.

Maxie ponders what the hell you are talking about and agrees because you make some comment about Archie being able to do it. Of course, he can go a month without that! He is a man of science and restraint. He suffers endlessly, and his temper is flaring. Magma grunts will beg you to call off whatever you did to their boss. He gives up nearly at the end.

Archie is going to refuse since he doesn't really see how that could be fun or anything beneficial to him. It is only when you mention Maxie apparently being able to do it that he agrees. He surprisingly makes it through the entire month. His mood is barely effected. Maxie is mortified when he hears the news.

Giovanni thinks you're insane, laughs at you, and says no. Then, when you mention it being a display of his strength, he reconsiders. Suddenly, he devotes his entire focus to such a thing and proving you wrong. He will make it through by becoming extremely pissy and by the skin of his teeth. His prize is locking you away for a day and making up for the lost month.

Lysandre supposes he has heard of something like that before. Yet, strangely, nothing can convince him to participate. It simply cannot be done. He says it is a waste of time and energy. (In truth, he simply cannot deny himself pleasure and uses sex as a way to express his love.)