#gishwhes problems

[natasha-cole]

Not even one full day into the hunt and we have a teammate with a broken foot... and Briana liked my item that totally trolls her!

[natasha-cole]

This effing Gishwhes puzzle is hurting my brain. I don't have time for This! Damn you, Misha!

[gradstudentgishers-blog]

When it's literally 1 million degrees outside and your fruit leather jacket melts 😂😂😂

[meangreenlimabean]

my stupid flower crown didn’t wilt at all

[elegantbutstrange]

Oh Gishwhes

What I want to say to my team: 

Next year I’m going to be playing super competitively. If you aren’t in it to win it, or if you haven’t submitted at least 5 awesome submissions this year, you might want to form your own team of Just Having Fun people. I have fun by WINNING. I don’t want to have to babysit you and your items when I’m trying to do my own and work at my 3 jobs. I don’t like finding public youtube videos or photos that were uploaded with shitty backgrounds or in bad lighting. I don’t like seeing half-assed videos or images when I KNOW you could have made it perfect if you had been patient and thorough. I don’t like reminding everyone that the rules stay “do exactly this and don’t fudge it” when you should know. I don’t want our points in jeopardy because you thought you could get away with something. I don’t want to have to remind everyone to update our Google Spreadsheet. I don’t want to be the hard-ass, but next year? No new people. Only veterans, only people who know without reminders how to make their submissions amazing. As much as I want to go to an exotic locale with the people on my team, we’re never going to get there with this particular group of people. I’ve done this hunt for 4 years and I’ve never gotten coffee book or hall of fame for anything. I’m sick of it. I’m competitive damnit. I’m THE FUCKING TEAM CAPTAIN. 

[meangreenlimabean]

Could you just dangle a cucumber from him?

out of context Gishwhes conversations (that honestly wouldn’t sound much better if you had context)

[archeolatry]

I can get the boat, and I can get the goat. I cannot, however, borrow the goat to put it on the boat, which is incredibly frustrating.

[endlessleesi]

No google, I don't want tentacle porn, just tentacles.