#givemefreeshit

[rentakeda]

@givemefreeshit

Okay chief, let's start talking numbers.

[creepy-crowleys]

@givemefreeshit: you, i trust to know what you're doing and take precautions.

@boardwalkwizard: I'm not sure what this is about but Meredith you're probably the second least-bad person I've met on tumblr.

@strikingskeletonsiege: WHO SAID WHAT, WHO DO I GOTTA SHOOT!!!

Everything’s fine! It wasn’t a serious post! No shooting anyone necessary.

[shapeshifting-wildcard]

@givemefreeshit replied to x:

that shit confuses me too. you're supposed to have periods after all of them. mrs means you're married and ms means you're not if you're a woman but also mrs implies you're older so sometimes that's still touchy

Puts my head in my hands.

Why does English care about whether a woman is married but not whether a man is. Why does being married imply a woman is older.

I do not understand people sometimes.

[evilmortys]

givemefreeshit replied to your post “i  feel  like  sumtimes  people  will  see  my  posts  and  decide ...”

rick sanchez simp blogs are the worst. they will be like i love this abusive man! we can't have him stop being abusive because then he won't be the man we love! and im like bitch what

fucking?????  literally  i  remember  one  time  i  was  casually  trawling  thru  the  r&m  tag  and  there  was  like  this  rick  x  reader  incorrect  quote  and  i  was  like  hm.  i’ll  perceive  it.  and  it  was  literally  just  morty  saying  something  innocuous,  rick  saying  ‘shut  the  fuck  up  morty,’  morty  responding,  and  then  the  self  insert  being  like  ‘YEAH  shut  the  fuck  up  morty’  and  i  think  about  it  every  fucking  day

[spacecasted]

@givemefreeshit

you have boozy creams in missourir too????

[andmynameisadora]

givemefreeshit replied to your post “This is why you don’t have that authority”

why ask that scenario if you expected someone to have mercy on the rich person lol?

arguably that was mercy.

i can be... merciless. i can hurt someone and heal them, over and over, so they are constantly at the point of death, but never letting them succumb.

and the way my healing powers work, they drain the one healed too. 

i know so many ways to break so many bones in someone’s body.

but i’ve got a big heart, so.

[dr-habit-b]

@givemefreeshit

I DOMNT KNO?? MAY B???

He doesnmt have,,, horns thou... or fuzz... but his eyez glowm? I guez?

[eyevention]

@givemefreeshit

HI HEY HELLO Mei Hatsume inventor genius and support gadget extraordinare seen you post before you create and invent stuff too thats neat what you build building anything now you don't have to tell me but if you did I'd be all digital ears anyway hope the day is good its still day just went and checked guess it might not be for you but you have a good time if day!