#god dad

[angstalottle]

Lance: so Allura you said we were meeting some super powerful alien god today right?

Allura: well even through he is not a god he is what’s known as an architect a member of a race that was said to have crafted the universe

Lance: so a god

Allura:*sigh* fine just try not to offend him, he is the last of his kind and with his support we could win this war.

Lance: no problem

Allura:*steps out of the lion and bows to a man sat on a glolden throne* Great Dorax I princess Allura humbly request your aid

Dorax: let me guess you want me to help you win a war?

Allura: Erm yes, the Galra

Dorax: I’m gonna cut you off right there. Do you have any idea how many people show up to ask me to help them fight? Do you think maybe I don’t get involved for a reason

Allura: I assure you our cause is just

Dorax: NO WAR IS JUST!

Lance: hey don’t talk to her that way! Maybe wars hell but sometimes it’s the only choice we have!

Allura: Lance please don’t

Dorax:*standing up raising a hand towards Lance* your name, what was it?

Lance: Lance McClain paladin of the blue lion

Dorax: your mother... is her name Rosa?

Lance: yeah, come on dude don’t read my mind it’s creepy

Allura: he can’t read your mind Lance, he’s powerful but he shouldn’t know that

Dorax: I can’t belive it... it’s you

Lance: Erm...

Dorax: I don’t suppose your mother ever told you about your father?

Lance: just that he left when I was a baby, what are you talking about

Dorax: after I realised I was the last of my kind I went to earth in search of knowledge. I found your mother and she gave me love and together we made you

Lance: wait... your my

Dorax: my boy....*running over and pulling him into a hug* I never thought I would get to see you.

Lance: w-why did you leave?

Dorax: our kind is unstable, when it became clear you had inherited my power I knew I had to leave and take it with me so you could have a chance at life... a human body is so fragile you would have burnt up

Lance: this... this can’t be true

Dorax:*placed a hand on Lance’s back* your body has surged damage no other would have.

Lance: the bomb

Dorax: your more powerful then you could ever know but... if you use any of it you will die

Lance: help us fight this war or I will do what you refuse

Allura: Lance no

Dorax: your so much like your mother... fine anything for you my boy

[spelunk]

i play africa by toto ONE time while i’m driving and all of a sudden my dad is sending me choir covers of it on facebook messager

[onceuponamirror]

anyway remember in the s2 premiere when jug told pop to yeesh lighten up about something as clearly trivial as a puddle of blood and not as serious as my fucking jacket, god, dad. remember. remember that, jughead

[thecoffeerain]

A Joseph to match Craig and Robert!

Patreon + Etsy + Commission + Storenvy + Redbubble + Buy me a coffee

[prolestari]

This is @my-secret-sketchpad‘s fault.

Was this even done anyway?

[imai-zumi]

Son we need to have a talk about your thirst problem

um you don’t know my life????

i’m always thirsty!

[justkhorie]

Personal

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My god dad has been in the hospital for just over a month and a half. He went in with a blood infection with prior heart problems and surgeries. he had to have an open heart surgery to remove the blood infection and put in a pacemaker. They quickly realized in surgery that another of his heart valves was damaged. they went to replace it but it wouldn’t take. this led to him being bed ridden. Three days ago my god dad had his heart stop for a whole 20 minutes but he was brought back. Two days ago the same hospital said there was no hope for him and they should look for a hospice center so he had a nice place to die basically. That day his family got him into University of Michigan’s hopsitaland on the list for a heart transplant. He’s stable now but still is unable to get out of bed. I’m not asking for anything but good vibes and prayers for him please. I don’t need to lose another person I love.

[malfallia]

So i called my dad since he wasn’t home and his comments about my hair seriously take the cake. “If you ever get cancer and have to have chemo you’re going to regret this and wish you’d kept your long beautiful hair” Like thanks dad. YOU DA BEST